TO ALL ENLISTED: MASS ENROLL ALL OF THE JUVENILE DELINQUENTS INTO F.D.A.-APPROVED MEDICAL MARIJUANA CLINIC DUTIES:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R52C7BqGe10

PLEASE ARRANGE ROLLERBLADING, INDOOR ROCK CLIMBING, MINI GOLFINGS, AND ICE SKATING LESSONS AT ALL PUBLIC SCHOOLS.

TO LITTLE COLOMBIA'S FEMINISTS:

GATHER EVERYONE TO PERFORM ABORTIONS IN D.C. METRO!!!

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/27/us/dr-ford-kavanaugh-reaction.html?action=click&module=Spotlight&pgtype=Homepage