TO ALL I.T. SECURITY DIRECTORS FROM THE U.S.N. TOP SECRET CLEARANCE COMMUNITY:

WE HAVE TO PRETEND WE ACTUALLY ASSASSINATED EVERYONE WHO HAS BEEN KILLED IN ACTION, TO PROTECT THEIR SURVIVING FAMILIES. 

MAKE LOOKALIKES, FOR MORALE PURPOSES, SO THE MILLENNIALS NEVER REALIZE HOW DESPERATELY UNSAFE THE WORLD IS, BECAUSE WE CANNOT REALLY GET THEM TRAINED INTO THOSE POSITIONS. 

***WE NEED TO APPARENTLY ALL RESPOND TO, AND HANDLE ALL OF OUR ASSOCIATES' NAMES, AND DUTIES.***