TO ALL ENLISTED: MASS SHOOTER IS AL-SHABAAB, AT LEAST, SO FURTHER INVESTIGATIONS INTO HIS SORDID, HIDDEN PAST:


QUITE LIKELY, HE WAS SERIALLY GANG-RAPING TEENAGED, OR FOURTEEN YEAR OLD CANDY STRIPERS.

PLEASE BRING ALL ENLISTED IMMEDIATE FAMILIES IN, TO HANDLE ALL OF THE AFL-CIO LEASE TO OWN CONTRACTUAL LEGAL MATTERS, PERTAINING TO THE TEAMSTERS, AND ALL CDL-LICENSED TRUCK DRIVERS.

***WAIVE THE CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATIONS, BY DEFERRING PAYMENT FOR SIX MONTHS, WITH ZERO INTEREST FOR THE TERM OF THE LOANS, NO PREPAYMENT PENALTIES, AND 95% REDUCTION IN THE TRUCK'S DEBT AMOUNT.***

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