TO ALL ENLISTED: CORPORATE SPONSERSHIPS FROM IBM, AND CISCO SYSTEMS, INC.:
PLEASE GATHER DONATIONS OF BRUCE NIKKEL'S "PRACTICAL FORENSIC IMAGING" AND JASON SACHOWSKI'S"IMPLEMENTING FORENSIC READINESS" BOOKS FOR ALL ENLISTED.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2017/06/29/summer-fridays-employee-perk/431698001/
PLEASE ARRANGE "A STORYTIME IN PAJAMAS" MEETING AT ALL FEDERAL CENTERS, WHERE EXECUTIVES SERVE S'MORES, COCOAS, AND READ CHILDRENS' BOOKS, FOR THREE HOURS TO THE CHILDREN.
***INFORM MOPS AND LA LECHE LEAGUE ABOUT THE ONES WHO REFUSE THE ENLISTED SPONSERSHIPS. WE NEED TO KEEP THEM RED FLAGGED, FOR STEALING NUCLEAR WEAPONRY FROM THE NATO COMMANDS. JUST STARE AT PICTURES OF BABIES SUCKING THEIR TOES, AND COMPARE THE EXECUTIVES TO THE CHILDREN. OBVIOUSLY, WE CANNOT ENTRUST THE I.T. EXECUTIVES.***
***PAGE ONE, UNDER THE INTRO SECTION OF SACHOWSKI'S BOOK, FIRST PARAGRAGRAPH:
PLEASE REPLACE THE INAPPROPRIATE SEMICOLON PUNCTUATION WITH A COMMA. ALSO, REPLACE "THAT," WITH "THAN." ***
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2017/06/29/summer-fridays-employee-perk/431698001/
PLEASE ARRANGE "A STORYTIME IN PAJAMAS" MEETING AT ALL FEDERAL CENTERS, WHERE EXECUTIVES SERVE S'MORES, COCOAS, AND READ CHILDRENS' BOOKS, FOR THREE HOURS TO THE CHILDREN.
***INFORM MOPS AND LA LECHE LEAGUE ABOUT THE ONES WHO REFUSE THE ENLISTED SPONSERSHIPS. WE NEED TO KEEP THEM RED FLAGGED, FOR STEALING NUCLEAR WEAPONRY FROM THE NATO COMMANDS. JUST STARE AT PICTURES OF BABIES SUCKING THEIR TOES, AND COMPARE THE EXECUTIVES TO THE CHILDREN. OBVIOUSLY, WE CANNOT ENTRUST THE I.T. EXECUTIVES.***
***PAGE ONE, UNDER THE INTRO SECTION OF SACHOWSKI'S BOOK, FIRST PARAGRAGRAPH:
PLEASE REPLACE THE INAPPROPRIATE SEMICOLON PUNCTUATION WITH A COMMA. ALSO, REPLACE "THAT," WITH "THAN." ***
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