TO ALL I.T. SEALS: PLEASE SEND IN A TASK FORCE TO GET OFFICE MAX MORE ORGANIZED:

OFFICE MAX NEEDS TO COMPLETELY REMOVE THEIR NON-FUNCTIONING BUSINESS CARD TEMPLATES.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/cars/2017/06/25/cities-vie-become-hubs-self-driving-technology/100963464/

PLEASE HAVE ACTUALLY TRAIN THEIR EMPLOYEES TO RESTRICT CUSTOMER ACCESS TO THE UNFINISHED FUNCTIONS OF THEIR WEBSITE.

https://www.nap.edu/read/11301/chapter/4

IT CAN TRULY IMPROVE THE CUSTOMER SERVICE QUALITY THERE.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/news/2017/06/24/women-speak-up-about-silicon-valley-sexism/103169902/

THE DESIGN TEMPLATE PROGRAM WILL NOT AUTOMATICALLY CENTER THE TEXT TO THEIR BUSINESS CARD TEMPLATES.

WE NEED A GRAPHIC DESIGNER AND SOFTWARE DEVELOPER TO REMEDY THAT DEFICIENCY.

http://www.sciencemag.org/site/products/bio.xhtml

CALL THE SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA'S BIOTECH DEVELOPMENT OMBUDSMAN.

TELL THEM TO FLY IN, AND REMEDY THE SITUATION.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/columnist/2017/06/25/got-teen-driver-here-tech-help-keep-them-safe/103076252/

MAKE SURE THEY ARE AWARE THAT THE MILLENNIALS DECIDED BEING FORCED TO WEAR THEIR SEATBELTS WAS AKIN TO SHACKLING THEM INSIDE OF DEATH TRAPS.

MANY OF THEM WILL NOT LISTEN TO THEIR MUMS.

NOW, THEY SEEK TO CONTINUE THEIR PATHS, TO SOMEHOW BECOMING A LAWYER.

LAWYERS USUALLY NEED TO WALK, AND DRIVE CLIENTS TO HANDLE THEIR LEGAL AFFAIRS, DUDES.

YOU'LL NEED TO PRETEND TO BE A SURFER DUDE, BECAUSE THEY WILL NOT LISTEN TO ANY OF THEIR MUMS.

FOR SOME REASON, ANY NASTY, GANG-RAPIST, METH-ADDICTED, ANABOLIC STEROIDAL, HOMELESS SURFER DUDE FROM BONDI BEACH, AUSTRALIA SEEMS A MORE CREDIBLE AUTHORITY FIGURE TO THEM.

https://www.online.colostate.edu/degrees/fire-services/