TO ALL ENLISTED: PLEASE ACQUIRE TWO HOURS PER MONTH OF FLEX TIME OFF, TO HELP ALL ENLISTED RE-ORGANIZE AND SHRED ALL UNNECESSARY PAPERWORK:

http://www.dummies.com/personal-finance/personal-finance-taxes/how-to-organize-your-financial-records/

MOST LIKELY, YOU NEED TO AMEND THE LAST SEVEN YEARS OF FEDERAL AND STATE TAXES TO REFLECT YOUR TAX-FREE RIGHTS, AS YOU HAVE ALL BEEN EXPOSED TO NUCLEAR MELTDOWN DISASTERS. GATHER AND FILE, SO WE CAN GET LEGAL REPRESENTATION TO FILL OUT ALL VETERANS AFFAIRS/VETERANS ADMINISTRATION DOCUMENTS, WITH A FULL, FREE PHYSICAL, COMPARABLE TO THE EXECUTIVE PHYSICAL AT THE MAYO CLINIC. 

***BRING YOUR REFRIDGERATED, SEALED, DATED, AND LABELED, FRESHEST STOOL, AND URINE SAMPLES IN, TO ALL MILITARY MEDICAL CLINICS EVERY SINGLE MONTH. SOME MAY NEED A VEINOUS BLOOD SAMPLE DRAWN EVERY MONTH, UNTIL WE CAN FIX THEIR MALNUTRITION, SCOPOLAMINE-DRUGGING BY TERRORISTS, AND/OR EATING DISORDERS WITH PSYCHIATRIC CARE, AND DAILY, THREE HOUR SESSIONS OF PSYCHOLOGICAL COUNSELING FOR TEN YEARS.***