TO ALL ENLISTED: JUMP UP AND DOWN WHILE SHOUTING, "I KNEW IT!!!":

http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/06/21/jeh-johnson-russia-election-meddling-sot.cnn

http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/21/politics/russia-hacking-hearing-states-targeted/index.html

DON'T FORGET TO CHANGE YOUR APPEARANCES, LOCATIONS, SCHEDULES, ROUTES TO WORK LOCATIONS, SCHOOLS, FINANCIAL ACCOUNTS, AND PASSWORDS EVERY WEEK.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4297738/Eye-catching-hair-dye-changes-colour-based-temperature.html

***ENROLL EVERY ENLISTED SERVICEMEMBER INTO WEAPONRY DRILLS, TO PREPARE FOR RUSSIAN HOSTILE TAKEOVERS IN BASES, SHIPS, SUBMARINES, HELICOPTERS, AND PLANES.***

http://www.allure.com/story/color-changing-hair-dye

***REMEMBER, REMOTE HIJACKING OF NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS, SUPERMAX PRISONS ARE BEING PLANNED BY THE RUSSIANS BELONGING TO TRUMP'S ADMINISTRATION, FOR PERSONAL FINANCIAL PROFITS.***

http://www.iflscience.com/chemistry/this-hair-dye-changes-color-depending-on-the-temperature-around-you/

http://www.today.com/style/magic-hair-color-changes-your-surroundings-t108415

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/color-changing-hair-dye_us_58d273a0e4b0b22b0d187296

http://mashable.com/2017/02/22/color-changing-hair-dye/#WDLgucwfAmqQ