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August 31, 2016
TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS, FROM ENLISTED: PLEASE OFFER JAPANESE FOOD CARTS WITH MULTI-FLAVORED CONDOMS, LATEX, ON ALL U.S. MILITARY BASES WITH ALL PLANNED PARENTHOOD CLINICS' MEDICAL DOCTORS:
August 31, 2016
TO ALL MINORITIES FROM ENLISTED: MACULAR DEGENERATION CAN OCCUR WITHOUT UVA, UVB PROTECTIVE EYEGLASSES:
August 31, 2016
TO ALL CATNIP GARDENERS: PLEASE DESIGN CATNIP TOOTHPASTE POWDER FOR ALL PETSMARTS:
August 31, 2016
TO ALL MINORITIES: VIETNAM'S BANKING ASSETS NEED TO BE TRANSFERRED TO THE TOP ONE THOUSAND OF SWISS BANKS:
August 31, 2016
TO ALL MINORITIES FROM/IN ENLISTED AND ALL MINORITIES IN/FROM LAW ENFORCEMENT:
August 31, 2016
TO ALL MINORITIES: REORGANIZE SOUTH AFRICAN SCHOOLS UNDER PLANNED PARENTHOOD CLINICS MEDICAL DOCTORS IMMEDIATELY:
August 31, 2016
TO ALL MINORITIES FROM ENLISTED: GATHER TORE IRONS AND STEEL-TOED BOOTS:
August 31, 2016
TO ALL MINORITIES FROM ENLISTED: PLEASE STOCK UP ON BUSINESS WEAR, THAT'S MACHINE WASHABLE, LAY FLAT/LINE DRY/HANG-DRY, FROM WAL-MART/KMART/THRIFT STORES/CONSIGNMENT SHOPS, IN SOLID BLACK COLORS ONLY:
August 31, 2016
TO ALL MINORITIES FROM ENLISTED: PLEASE GATHER ALL DONATIONS TO ALL ARTS CENTERS, TO RECREATE THIS LINE WITH ED HARDY, AND ALL PROFESSIONAL SURFERS:
August 31, 2016
TO ALL MUSLIM FEMINISTS, AND ALL ENLISTED MINORITIES: PLEASE SAY YES, TO OUR MUSLIM VICTIMS/SURVIVORS OF MASS GENOCIDE:
August 31, 2016
TO ALL COLORADO LIBRARIANS: SEIZE ALL BARS, NIGHTCLUBS AND DANCE CLUBS IN COLORADO TO CONVERT INTO PUBLIC LIBRARIES IMMEDIATELY:
August 31, 2016
TO ALL MINORITIES FROM ENLISTED, AND ALL MINORITY FEMINISTS:
August 31, 2016
TO ALL HOMEOWNERS: PLEASE CREATE LOCAL STRAWBERRY FARMS ON ALL CORPORATE ROOFTOP GREENHOUSES, EVERY YEAR IN ALL MAJOR CITIES:
August 31, 2016
TO ALL U.S. MILITARY BOOT CAMP DROP-OUTS, AND ALL DISHONORABLE DISCHARGE VETERANS:
August 31, 2016
TO ALL MINORITIES FROM ENLISTED: ALL LAKEWOOD, DENVER AND GOLDEN, COLORADO'S RESIDENTS IN COLORADO REQUIRE INTERNATIONAL, CRIMINAL BACKGROUND CHECKS WITH RETINAL-SCANNING, BIWEEKLY DRUG-TESTING FOR FREE, FOR TWENTY YEARS:
August 31, 2016
TO ALL MINORITIES FROM ENLISTED: IDEAS FOR ARTIFICIAL TURF, REMNANT TILES, LANDSCAPING, LIGHTING SUPPLIES FROM HABITAT FOR HUMANITY STORES:
August 31, 2016
TO ALL MINORITIES FROM ENLISTED: PLEASE CREATE THESE IN ALL PUBLIC SCHOOLS AND LIBRARIES, TO HELP PROMOTE REUSING/UPCYCLING/RECYCLING PROGRAMS, WITH ALL MOSQUES, SYNAGOGUES, AND ALL ARTS CENTERS:
August 31, 2016
TO ALL MINORITIES FROM ENLISTED: REMEMBER, WATCH ALL EAUTY PAGEANTS FOR COTILLION/PUBLIC SPEAKING ETIQUETTE, BEFORE MIMICKING ANY POLITICIANS:
August 31, 2016
UPDATED: TO ALL N.A.A.C.P., ALL MINORITY FEMINISTS, ALL MINORITY ENLISTED, ALL MINORITY VETERANS, AND ALL WRX STI RALLY MECHANICS:
August 31, 2016
TO ALL N.A.A.C.P., A.C.L.U., ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS, ALL MINORITIES FROM ENLISTED: EVERYONE FEMINIST, WHOSE A MINORITY, NEEDS THESE DIGITAL READERS, E-SUBSCRIPTIONS AND E-BOOKS IMMEDIATELY, FROM THE F.B.I. G.I.P./GHETTO INFORMANT FUNDING ACCOUNTS:
August 31, 2016
TO ALL MINORITIES: PLEASE REORGANIZE LAW ENFORCEMENT TO BE 99% MINORITIES:
August 31, 2016
TO ALL MINORITIES IN/FROM/AT PETSMART: FELINE DENTAL CARE KITS NEEDED FOR EXPANSION, INCLUDING FELINE DENTISTS AT ALL PETSMART HOSPITALS:
August 31, 2016
TO ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN SEALS, AFRICAN-AMERICAN ARMY RANGERS, AND ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN COLORADO LAW ENFORCEMENT:
August 31, 2016
TO ALL MINORITIES IN THE ENLISTED: FIRE-RESISTANT, NON-POLYESTER UNIFORMS ARE NEEDED AS THE DANGER OF EXPLOSIONS, ELECTRICAL FIRES CAN MELT APPAREL INTO HUMAN SKIN:
August 31, 2016
TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS, FROM ENLISTED, ALL A.C.L.U., ALL N.A.A.C.P., ALL JEWISH, ALL BUDDHIST, ALL AGNOSTICS, AND ALL CHRISTIAN HOMESCHOOLING MUMS AND GRANDMOTHERS:
August 31, 2016
TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS, FROM ENLISTED: "LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL" PARODY PLAY ABOUT ESCAPING FROM NAZIS IN U.S. MILITARY NEEDED FOR THE ITALIAN EARTHQUAKE VICTIMS' WORLD VISION FUNDRAISERS:
August 31, 2016
TO ALL CHRISTIAN HOMESCHOOLING MUMS AND GRANDMOTHERS: ANNA MARIA HORNER NEEDLEPOINT PILLOW KITS:
August 30, 2016
TO ALL MINORITIES IN COLORADO: PLEASE CREATE AN INDOOR RODEO, HORSEBACK RIDING CLUB VENUE IN DENVER METRO, FOR YEAR-ROUND LESSONS:
August 30, 2016
TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS, FROM ENLISTED IN LAW ENFORCEMENT:
August 30, 2016
TO ALL MINORITIES FROM ENLISTED: PLEASE GATHER ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS TO REPLACE THESE SAFETY PROGRAMS WITH CORETTA SCOTT KING FOUNDATION, ALL MINORITY DEMOCRATS, A.C.L.U., N.A.A.C.P., NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR WOMEN, AND REV. JESSE JACKSON:
August 30, 2016
TO ALL MINORITIES FROM ENLISTED: WIRE BASKET WEAVING, USING JEWELRY WIRES, JEWELRY TOOLS:
August 30, 2016
TO ALL MINORITIES FROM ENLISTED: PLEASE CREATE MORE INDIVIDUAL, MILLENNIAL-FRIENDLY BASE HOUSING FOR ALL ENLISTED:
August 30, 2016
UPDATED: TO ALL MINORITIES FROM/IN ENLISTED: PTA FUNDRAISERS: VERTICAL RUNNING RACE NEEDED:
August 30, 2016
TO ALL MINORITIES FROM ENLISTED IN LAW ENFORCEMENT: SIBERIAN RUSSIAN PH.D. MAN, IN I.T. MANAGEMENT WITH L-1 VISA IN DENVER METRO, FROM PLENTY OF FISH DATING APP, NEEDS TO BE BROUGHT IN, TO ALL MINORITY FEMINISTS IN LAW ENFORCEMENT:
August 30, 2016
TO ALL N.A.A.C.P., ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS: EGYPTIAN MAU/"BLACK TABBY" ALREADY FOSTERED BY CHARITY ORGANIZATION CREATORS IN LAKEWOOD, COLORADO:
August 30, 2016
TO ALL MINORITIES FROM/IN ENLISTED: TRY TO APPLY FOR THE SECURED CREDIT CARDS, AND PAY THEM OFF COMPLETELY, EVERY TWO WEEKS BY AUTOMATIC BILL PAY FROM YOUR SAVINGS ACCOUNT, SEPARATE FROM YOUR CHECKING ACCOUNT:
August 30, 2016
TO ALL BILINGUAL, FEMINIST MINORITIES FROM/IN THE ENLISTED:
August 30, 2016
TO ALL CHRISTIAN HOMESCHOOLING MUMS:
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