TO ALL ENLISTED : CREATIVE WRITING PROMPT :





"THE HAUNTED, JEZEBEL HOUSE AT LAKE AVENUE" : 

https://www.bbc.com/reel/video/p09fr7s2/what-your-clothes-reveal-about-you

"A FIVE YEAR OLD GURL, IN BOY'S CASUAL CLOTHING, WALKED ACROSS THE HIGHWAY, THE MUDDAHFUCKIN' ROUTE 70, TODAY, BUT ACTED LIKE AN ADULT, COUNTING OUT HER CASH, AND CHANGE, TO BUY A PACK OF NEWBORN DIAPERS, BABY WIPES, AND INFANT FORMULA," DEPUTY ALISSANDRU BONFIGLIO III DECLARED, AT THE CUBAN, FAST-CASUAL RESTAURANT, MOJO, TO HIS CHURCH ELDERS.  


THERE, THEY WERE HUNGRILY DEVOURING PERNIL ASADO CON MOJO MEALS, THE CHEF'S SPECIALTY, TOGETHER, AS THEY DID EVERY SUNDAY, AFTER CHURCH SERVICES. 


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"SHE WAS SMOKING A WEED JOINT, WITH A ROACH CLIP, BUT I DIDN'T BUST HER, KNOWING THAT HER MAMA NEEDED HER HOME SOON, WITH THE NEWBORN BABY NECESSITIES," HE CONTINUED, WITH A CHAGRINED/DISTRESSED GRIMACE.


AS A DEPUTY FOR ONE YEAR, HE WAS, HIMSELF, ATTENDING A DRUG, ALCOHOL ADDICTION REHABILITATION PROGRAM, SO, WASN'T ALLOWED TO WEAR A GUN ANYMORE, JUST HIS DEPUTY'S UNIFORM, AND A BADGE. 


MOSTLY, ALISSANDRU WORKED AT A DESK JOB, PROCESSING THE FOOD STAMPS, MEDICAID, LOW-INCOME HOUSING APPLICATIONS, FOR ALL OF THE BANKRUPT, PREGNANT DEPUTIES, AND NEW HIRES, FRESH OUT OF POLICE ACADEMY.


WHEN ALISSANDRU WASN'T AT WORK, HE WAS GOING TO HIS CHURCH, IN THE SUBURBS, LEADING A FREE BIBLE STUDY, EVERYDAY, ON THE NEW TESTAMENT. 


SUDDENLY, MOJO, THE CUBAN BISTRO, GREW SILENT, AFTER MOST OF THE PATRONS HAD STARTED LAUGHING AT HIS COMMENTS.


ALISSANDRU TURNED AROUND, TO SEE WHAT THEY WERE STARING AT, AND SAW A PREGNANT WOMAN, IN HER U.S. MILITARY UNIFORM, ORDERING "AN ADOBO, CORNISH GAME HEN-UNDER-A-BRICK MEAL."


SHE LOOKED LIKE A PREGNANT TWELVE YEAR OLD, WHICH WAS OBSCENELY SHOCKING TO THEM.


HER VOICE SOUNDED LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL, AS IF SHE HAD INHALED HELIUM, BEFORE ORDERING HER MEAL.


ON HER FACE, WAS A REAL SHITLOAD OF MAKEUP, ALL SIMILAR TO THE HEAVY-HANDED APPLICATION STYLE OF THE CHICK FROM "KING OF QUEENS."


HER BLUSH WAS SO DARK PINK, ON HER ASIAN FACE, IT LOOKED LIKE A CARTOON CHARACTER, OF A JAPANESE GEISHA GIRL.


SHE HAD APPLIED A THICK LAYER OF DARK BROWN EYELINER, WITH FULL EYELIDS COVERED IN A SMOKY, BROWN EYESHADOW TOO.


LATER ON, DEPUTY ALISSANDRU BONFIGLIO III RAN AROUND, SWEATING, LEAVING DARK, SWEAT STAINS, ALL OVER HIS UNIFORM SHIRTS, GETTING RID OF ALL VIDEOTAPES, OF BOTH FEMALES, AS THEY WERE FEDERAL PROTECTEES, ALL MOLESTED VICTIMS OF HIS OWN CAPTAIN, AN ITALIAN MAFIA HITMAN, WHO WAS A NYC DIRTY COP, FOR THE LAST DECADE, BEFORE COMING TO MALIBU SPRINGS, THE AFFLUENT SUBURBAN TOWN THEY WERE IN, AS PART OF MINERAL SPRINGS COUNTY, IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA.


DEPUTY ALISSANDRU BONFIGLIO III HAD PUBLICLY PRAYED, AT CHURCH, EVERY SUNDAY, FERVENTLY, FOR HIS OWN CAPTAIN TO DIE, KNOWING THAT CAPTAIN ACCARDI WAS A WIFE-BEATER, ALWAYS CHEATING ON HIS WIFE, AND TAKING OFF TO STRIP CLUBS, WHILE HIS WIFE WAS HIDING IN A HUNTING CABIN, WITH A BLACK EYE, AT LEAST THREE TIMES PER MONTH. 




THERE WERE SHOTGUN HOLES IN THE WALLS, AT WORK, FROM THE LAST TIME HE HAD CONFRONTED HIS BOSS, CAPTAIN ACCARDI, ABOUT HIS WIFE'S RECENT BLACK EYE, IN PUBLIC. 



"I SAW HER PREGNANT, AND HUNTING SQUIRRELS AGAIN, IN THE WOODS, FOR SURVIVAL, YOU FUCKING JIHADIST!!!" DEPUTY ALISSANDRU BONFIGLIO III SHOUTED AT HIS BOSS, WHILE SHOOTING THE SHOTGUN AT HIM, IN HIS OWN OFFICE, AT WORK. 


HE HAD UNLOCKED THE BACK DOORS, TO THE HIPPIE, TREE-HUGGING, LIBERAL, GRANOLA-EATERS' SHOPS HE WORKED AT, MOONLIGHTING THERE, AS A SALESMAN, ON WEEKENDS, IN ORDER TO GET HER BOHEMIAN HIPPIE, TIE-DYED CLOTHING, FOOD, UTENSILS, FURNITURE, AND DINNERWARE.


FOR THE LAST SEVEN MONTHS, EVERYTHING RETURNED FROM HIS CUSTOMERS, HAD ENDED UP AT HER HUNTING CABIN, IN THE REDWOOD FOREST.


THERE, SHE WAS CARVING A BABY CRADLE, FROM A FALLEN, REDWOOD TREE TRUNK.


TREE STUMPS HAD BEEN SANDED DOWN, INTO RUSTIC, MAKESHIFT BENCHES, FOR THE DINNER TABLE. 


THE DINNER TABLE WAS A BARN DOOR, NAILED ONTO THE WALLS, ATTACHED WITH BRONZE METAL HINGES, SUPPORTED BY RECLAIMED BRICK LEGS.


LAID OUT ON THE DINING ROOM TABLE WAS ALWAYS A MEDIEVAL MEAL, SUCH AS COCKENTRICE, COOKED IN MEAD :




MEAD :


ON RETAIL RACKS, FROM HIS STORES, SHE HAD SEWN, AND HUNG UP MEDIEVAL COSTUMES, IN ALL INFANT SIZES, FOR BOTH A BOY, AND GIRL INFANT :


AROUND THE HUNTING CABIN, THE AIR WAS THICK WITH HONEYBEES, ALWAYS BUZZING, AROUND THEIR WILD HONEYCOMBS, IN THE ALMOST-WILD, IMMENSE BERRY FRUIT ORCHARDS. 


HONEYED JAMS, JELLIES, PRESERVES WERE CONSTANTLY BEING PUT UP, SWIRLED WITH CREME FRAICHE, CLOTTED CREAM, AND MASCARPONE CHEESE.


SHIMMERING, GOLD-COLORED, FRANKINCENSE, MYRRH-SCENTED BEESWAX, ALTAR CANDLES, FOR HIS CHURCH, WERE HANGING FROM THE RAFTERS, ALONG WITH LAVENDER FLOWER BOUQUETS. 


NOTES :

DEVELOP CAPTAIN ACCARDI'S BATTERED WIFE CHARACTER AS MARY ACCARDI, NEE/MAIDEN NAME OF MARY MAGDALA, AND HAVE HER BE A WICCAN.

DEPUTY ALISSANDRU BONFIGLIO III IS A CHRISTIAN FEMINIST.


ALISSANDRU SECRETLY GOES TO LIVE IN HER HOUSE, TO PROTECT HER FROM HER OWN HUSBAND, HIS BOSS, CAPTAIN FIORENZO ACCARDI. 


A RECOVERED ALCOHOLIC, WITH FORMER ADDICTIONS TO BOTH ALCOHOL, AND OPIOIDS, ALISSANDRU OPENS UP TO MARY MAGDALA, ABOUT HIS PAST, HUMAN TRAFFICKED, BY HIS OWN FATHER, SINCE CHILDHOOD.


HIS FATHER WAS A PROMINENT CHURCH LEADER, AND PART OF THE SICILIAN MAFIAS, OF NYC.

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CANDIED SWEET POTATOES, OR CANDIED YAMS : THANKSGIVING DAY RECIPE IDEAS :


1.  FILL POBLANO PEPPERS WITH CANDIED YAMS/CANDIED SWEET POTATOES. 

2.  CREATE MEXICAN, SPICY, CHOCOLATE MOLE MARSHMALLOWS TO TOP THE POBLANO PEPPERS WITH, THEN, BAKE THEM TO PERFECTION. 


























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