TO ALL GLBTQ SURFERS:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/29/politics/trump-police-remarks-reaction/index.html

WOULD I RATHER WEAR RUFFLED, ORANGE PLAID IN HAUTE COUTURE STYLES, OR BE A TRUMP SUPPORTER?

WHY, OR WHY NOT?

DUDE, I'D RATHER BE CONSIDERED SOME SICILIAN MAFIA THAN BE A REPUBLICAN.

I GUESS I WOULD GIVE UP MY VANITY, OVER MY VALUES.

AS LONG AS THE DRESS RESEMBLED A GIANT HIBISCUS FLOWER...