TO ALL FEMINISTS: MASS EXECUTE ALL FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT IMMEDIATELY:



DISGRUNTLED CIRCLES OF SCARAMUCCI'S NEED TO BE BROUGHT IN, FOR FREE CRACK COCAINE, AND DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY FROM ALL INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL CHARGES.

 ***WE NEED AS MUCH OF THE RUSSIAN NUCLEAR SUBMARINERS TO BE LOCATED, WITHIN U.S. TERRITORIES.***



PLEASE BUILD 500 MILLION QUANTITY OF NUCLEAR SATELLITES, IN ALL U.S. STATES. 

THE LOWER, AND OLDER SATELLITES, ARE MORE VULNERABLE TO NORTH KOREA'S HACKING, E-BOMBING SATELLITES, AND ICBM RANGES.




CHARADES FILL-IN-THE-BLANKS: 

USING THE PLANE HIJACKING ARTICLES ABOVE THIS, CREATE YOUR VERY OWN CHARADES GAME KIT:

FOR EXAMPLE:

IMPERSONATE F.B.I., WHILE SHOUTING, "I WILL KILL A CASABLANCA MODELING AGENCY RECRUIT EVERY FIFTEEN MINUTES," WHILST BREAKING ALL MILITARY BASE ELECTRONICS, AND SODOMIZING KITTENS ON CAMERA.


PLEASE SECURE USDA ORGANIC AGAVE SYRUP (POWDERED FORM, IN LEAD-FREE, BPA-FREE METAL BOXES) IN LARGE QUANTITIES, TO CREATE 24/7, YEAR-ROUND PANCAKE BREAKFASTS ON ALL U.S. MILITARY BASES. 

***LET'S CREATE THE MEXICAN VERSION OF THE MCGRIDDLES WITH CHORIZO SAUSAGE PATTIES TOO.***



OFTEN, WE NEED TO RELEASE THE IMPOVERISHED. THERE SIMPLY IS NOT ENOUGH EVIDENCE. 

***HOWEVER, THE AMISH MEN OVER AGE EIGHTEEN ARE GOING TO NEED TO BE MASS ARRESTED, FOR MOLESTING, AND HUMAN TRAFFICKING 99% OF THE AMISH PRETEENS.***


MEXICAN-FRENCH FAIRY CAKES:

CINNAMON-CARAMEL-DULCHE DE LECHE FLAN BAKED INSIDE OF GIANT CROISSANTS, THE SIZE OF BIG DADDY'S XL PIZZAS, COVERED IN CHOCOLATE GANACHE ICING, FROM MELTED, USDA ORGANIC, FAIR-WAGE, GLBTQ-OWNED, DISTRIBUTED, SPICY MEXICAN CHOCOLATE BARS.



I'M ADDICTED TO THESE HAIR TUTORIALS ON YOUTUBE, AND MAKING CINNABONS FROM DIET TORTILLAS, CINNAMON POWDER, AND SUGAR-FREE PANCAKE SYRUP LATELY.  


TRY SWEETENED, CONDENSED, FAT-FREE MILK IN THE CANS, MIXED WITH CELESTIAL SEASONINGS BENGAL SPICE TEA, AND ZERO CALORIE GINGER ALE. 





GATHER ALL PTA'S TO CREATE HAIR SALONS WITH FREE, 24/7, YEAR-ROUND DAYCARES, AND PRESCHOOLS, FOR OUR W.I.C., EBT SINGLE MUMS.







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