TO ALL GEN X'ERS, WHO ARE ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS: BRAD PITT VICIOUSLY TORTURED ALL CAMBODIAN MUMS:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2017/07/26/angelina-jolie-what-is-bells-palsy-explainer/513596001/

PLEASE TRY TO SWITCH EVERYONE ONTO PALCOHOL IN APPALACHIA, ESPECIALLY IN THE PRESERVES, JAMS, JELLIES AND RELISHES...

ALSO, CREATE ALCOHOL-FREE RECIPES FOR THE PREGNANT WOMEN, WHO ARE UNABLE TO READ AND WRITE, DUE TO TRUMP ADMINISTRATION'S GENOCIDAL LAW ENFORCEMENT THERE:

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2014/apr/21/palcohol-powder-alcohol-vodka-rum-cocktail-snorting

FOR $100 U.S.D., YOU CAN SLIP WEAPONIZED DIGITALIS, SCOPOLAMINE, SOLANINE, CYANIDE, AND OLEANDER POISONS INTO THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE, WHICH WOULD BE MORE COST-EFFECTIVE.