TO ALL AVEDA EXECUTIVES, ALL VEGANS, AND ALL ENLISTED: TRUMP'S GYNECOMASTIA PLACES HIM INTO TRANSGENDERED CATEGORY:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/07/26/transgender-troops-not-under-trump/511726001/

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/07/26/trumps-tweets-banning-transgender-troops-military-spark-confusion/513729001/

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/07/27/transgender-soldiers-cost-u-s-less-than-trumps-mar-a-lago-trips/515058001/

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/07/26/transgender-service-members-doubt-trump-can-kick-them-out/513882001/

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/ondeadline/2017/07/26/ivanka-trump-faces-backlash-pro-lgbt-tweet-after-father-announces-trans-military-ban/514535001/

ANYONE WHO CAN TRAIN CATS TO DO ANYTHING MUST BE USING TORTURE, IMPLANTED, ELECTRICAL SHOCK DEVICES INTO THE FELINE BRAINS, AND NERVES:

https://www.usatoday.com/videos/tech/2017/07/26/-time-cia-tried-train-cats-spies/104015674/

PLEASE CREATE ECO-CHIC CANDLES, IN LARGE GROUPS WITH THE LANDFILL CHILDREN, AND AVEDA EXECUTIVES:

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?6624-Candle-wick-replacement