TO ALL ENLISTED: PLEASE CREATE A BABY, FAINTING GOAT FARM AROUND THE U.S. MILITARY BASES OF HAWAII:

https://youtu.be/YI4hzzepEcI

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/02/fainting-goat-fear-response-video/

WE MUST CREATE A SOUND-PROOFED, CALM, QUIET, DISCREET, WELL-BEHAVED MILITARY BASE ENVIRONMENT.

THE FAINTING GOATS WILL HELP QUICKLY ASSESS WHO MUST BE REMOVED FROM THE BASES.

USE THE GOATS TO TASTE TEST THE FOOD, WATER, AND ALL MEDICATIONS, A WEEK BEFORE GIVING THEM TO THE ENLISTED.

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