TO ALL ENLISTED, AND ALL HONDA ACCORD OWNERS IN DENVER METRO, COLORADO: UNUSUAL ENGINE NOISE NOTICED AT WALMART IN DENVER'S AUTO CENTER FROM ROCKER SHAFT BRIDGE BOLTS (LOOSEN AND RE-TORQUE):

http://www.alldata.com/blog-entry/easy-fix-honda-engine-noise

TRY THE STETHOSCOPE TECHNIQUE TO LOCATE KNOCKING, OR TICKING SOUNDS FROM EITHER CYLINDER HEAD. TRY TO CALL A MECHANIC WHO IS ASE MASTER MECHANIC CERTIFIED, NOT FROM EMILY GRIFFITH TECHNICAL COLLEGE ONES, BUT FROM THE NEWLY RENAMED LINCOLN TECH, OR RED ROCKS COMMUNITY COLLEGE.

TRY TO QUICKLY TRAIN ALL MECHANICS, AT ALL COMMUNITY COLLEGES, TO PERFORM THIS WORK ACCURATELY, AND QUICKLY, OR THE HONDA OWNERS WILL BECOME MORE IMPOVERISHED.

THEY NEED KILL SWITCH/ENGINE IMMOBILIZER SYSTEMS INSTALLED TOO, TO AFFORD THEIR AUTO INSURANCE. TRY TO GET HONDA TO PROVIDE FREE TRAINING, AND OEM, MANUFACTURER-RECOMMENDED PARTS FOR THESE HONDA CLINICS.

MOST AUTO THIEVES TARGET HONDA ACCORDS, SO THEY NEED EXTRA CHECKING TO MAKE SURE THEIR VEHICLES WERE NOT STRIPPED, INCLUDING OF ENGINE HEAD GASKETS. SOMETIMES THIEVES REPLACE THAT WITH CORKBOARD, OR THEY COULD HAVE BEEN SOLD A STRIPPED VEHICLE.

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