TO ALL ENLISTED: MORNING MEDITATIONS:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2JIg1KJExMI
http://youtu.be/8mSJ4uKRBf0
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jbdB2ss1YLs
http://youtu.be/SkGtqFnStx0
IN VIRGINIA, EVERY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHES THE CHILDREN TO BECOME BEAUTY PAGEANT QUEENS, FROM VERY EARLY ON, SO PLEASE GET EVERYONE INTO THEIR QUEEN AND KING OUTFITS TO PRACTICE SMILING, AND WAVING AT LARGE CROWDS, WHILE SITTING OR STANDING ON PARADE FLOATS. TURN YOUR HAND, AS YOU WAVE, AS IF YOU WERE HALF-TURNING A LIGHTBULB. STAND, WALK AND SMILE LIKE VANNA WHITE.
http://youtu.be/cFLjudWTuGQ
I FOUND IT MUCH EASIER TO HAVE ACTUAL, TRUTHFUL, IN-DEPTH CONVERSATIONS WITH STRANGERS, IF YOU WALK RIGHT UP TO THEM, AND GET INTO THEIR PERSONAL SPACE, ALMOST TOUCHING THEM.
https://www.citrix.com/products/xenserver/
TRY TO GET YOURSELF INTO A NON-TOUCHING, YET CLOSE, "MAKING SPOONS" POSE, SIDE-TO-SIDE, WHILE STANDING UP. OPEN YOUR LEGS TO ALMOST TRAP THEIR CLOSEST LEG BETWEEN YOURS, WITHOUT TOUCHING THEM.
http://www.parallels.com/products/ras/what-is-citrix-server/
VISUALIZE THAT YOU ARE IN THE POSITION TO ALMOST HOP UP, ONTO THEIR HIP, JUST LIKE WHEN YOU CARRY YOUR TODDLER CHILD ON YOUR OWN HIP.
http://www.webopedia.com/TERM/C/Citrix_server.html
DO THIS WHILE SHOWING THEM SOMETHING ON YOUR TABLET, OR SMARTPHONE. TRY TO FIRST SHARE EYE CONTACT WITH ONE ANOTHER BRIEFLY, THEN, SHARE EYE CONTACT TOGETHER, AT A COMMON OBJECT IN FRONT OF THEM, AS FELLOW SPECTATORS, ADMIRING A PICTURE THAT YOU LOVE LATELY.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F4Zu5ZZAG7I
SELF-CONFIDENCE COMES FROM WITHIN, FROM SELF-DETERMINATION TO CLOSE A SALE. IT'S WHEN YOU HAVE SELL THE NEWS TO OTHERS IN A TELEVISION NEWS BROADCAST, OR EVEN THE WEATHER REPORT.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w-HYZv6HzAs
LATER ON, YOU'LL NEED TO OFFER INFORMATION, YET BE ENGAGING WITH YOUR AUDIENCE.
https://www.techopedia.com/definition/436/citrix-server
YOU MUST EMULATE YOUR CONVERSATION PARTNER, ECHOING THEM AND REPHRASING THEIR IDIOLECT: ACCENT MATCHING WITH THEM, AND USING THEIR BODY LANGUAGE.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=RDPBZICTaUmU0¶ms=OAFIAVgL&v=mIIN_SGQy9c&mode=NORMAL
THIS BECOMES VERY CHALLENGING IF YOU HAVE TO SELL REAL ESTATE-ORIENTED BUSINESS SOFTWARE, REAL ESTATE INVESTMENT TRAINING CURRICULUMS, AND LINEAR, NON-SENSUAL, NON-CREATIVE MODULES TO CLIENTS OVER THE PHONE.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks
YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR COMPASSIONATE PERSONALITY, QUICK WIT, AND INTELLECT TO SELL THOSE TYPES OF NON-SEXUAL, EDUCATIONAL TOOLS TO FIFTIES-AGED BABY BOOMERS, WHO ARE CYNICAL, JADED, AND DEPRESSED.
http://youtu.be/6Whgn_iE5uc
I ONCE HAD A SALES POSITION DOING THIS, WHERE I NEEDED TO CLOSE THE SALE WITHIN THREE MINUTES, WITH EACH REAL ESTATE INVESTOR. IT WAS SIMILAR TO THE FILM, "THE WOLF OF WALL STREET."
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dWPNjkpuCyg
I HAD MY HANDS-FREE, NOISE-CANCELING PHONE ATTACHED TO MY HEAD, WHILE TYPING FURIOUSLY AT 65 WORDS PER MINUTE, TO GO BETWEEN SELLING CUSTOMIZED DOLLS TO PEDIATRIC CANCER PATIENTS, TO DESIGNER FASHIONS, AND THEN BACK ONTO REAL ESTATE INVESTMENT TRAINING MODULES, WHEN MY SON WAS IN GRADE SCHOOL/PRIMARY SCHOOL.
CITRIX SERVERS WERE MY LIFE AND BLOOD FOR THESE WORK-AT-HOME POSITIONS. I FOUND OUT THAT SELLING WAS A GIFT TO MY OWN SELF-ESTEEM JOURNEY. I ADORED THE SELF-CONFIDENCE REQUIRED TO CLOSE EVERY SINGLE SALE. I ABSOLUTELY PREENED ABOUT EACH SALE, JUST FOR THE PURE JOY OF SELLING TO FIRST-TIME CUSTOMERS.
OVER THE PHONE, YOU NEED TO BE EVERYONE'S BEST FRIENDS FOREVER/BFF/KINDRED SPIRIT. NOBODY ACTUALLY WANTS A PRODUCT.
THEY ALL YEARN AND LONG FOR TRUE INTIMACY, FRIENDSHIP, AND A COMPASSIONATE, LOVING-KINDNESS CONNECTION, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE THE CUSTOMER SALES REPRESENTATIVE FOR THOSE LATE NIGHT INFOMERCIALS.
IF YOU ARE AN EXTROVERTED RADIOMAN-I.T.-PSYCHOLOGIST-MUM, THAT IS QUITE REWARDING, BECAUSE YOU GET PAID TO YAP AND CHATTER YOUR HEART OUT, ALL DAY LONG.
***IN THE U.S. NAVY, I HAD TO BE THE MOST AGGRESSIVE ONE, IN ORDER TO SOLD "NUCLEAR WARFARE SOLUTIONS," AS A DEMOCRATIC OFFICER CANDIDATE, TO WOODSTOCK-LOVING HIPPIES, WHO WERE ALSO BABY BOOMERS.
I HAD TO SELL THEM INTEGRITY, A STEADFAST COMMITMENT TO NON-VIOLENCE, NO MATTER HOW MUCH VIOLENCE OCCURRED TO ME ON A DAILY BASIS, BUDDHIST PEACEFUL DIPLOMACY, AND HUMANITARIAN LEADERSHIP SKILLS.
IF I WASN'T THE WINNER, THAN THE DESTABILIZED GOP POLITICIANS WOULD GAIN CONTROL OF NUCLEAR WARFARE IN THE ENTIRE ASIAN PACIFIC REGION.
IF I WAS NOT COMMITTED TO COMPETING WITH SEALS, THEN THERE WOULD BE UNHINGED NUCLEAR WARFARE IN AN ALREADY DESTABILIZED ASIAN PACIFIC REGION. THIS IS WHY I AM SO ALPHA AND DOMINANT, AS AN ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINIST.
FORTUNATELY, I WAS ALREADY A SURVIVOR OF THREE REFUGEE PRISON CAMPS FROM THE VIETNAM WAR BY AGE THREE. I WAS RAISED IN THE GHETTOS AND BARRIOS OF D.C. METRO POLITICIZED SWAMPS OF LOBBYISTS AND POLITICIANS, WHERE I WAS NEVER ACCEPTED SOCIALLY.
I HAD ALREADY BEEN A TRAILBLAZER, GOING AGAINST EVERYONE THERE AND EVERYBODY FROM LITTLE ASIA'S AS I ENTERED THE U.S. MILITARY. IT IS SOCIALLY DEVIANT TO BE AN ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMALE IN THE U.S. MILITARY. THE JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES GOD DID NOT WANT ME, BECAUSE IT WAS CONSIDERED THE WORST SINS TO VOTE AND ENTER THE U.S. MILITARY. I HAD TO GAVE UP MY RELIGION FOR MY COUNTRY.***
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s-8QJXqjRng
REMEMBER, WE ENLISTED ARE *ONLY* SELLING RIPPLING SIX PACK ABS AND NUCLEAR WARFARE INTELLIGENCE, AS WOMEN. I MYSELF PLAYED RUGBY GROWING UP. LET ME REMIND YOU, DIETING IS MOSTLY IMPOSSIBLE TO MOST PEOPLE.
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http://youtu.be/39YUXIKrOFk
TWINKIE, I CAN DO THIS "I'M TOO SEXY" SONG BUT IT COMES OUT IN A BRITISH MARILYN MONROE IDIOLECT. YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TO PERFORM THIS IN THE SAN DIEGO KARAOKE BARS IN FRONT OF THE SEALS, SO THEY THINK I'M A MALE WYNN.
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IN ORDER TO GET TO AN IMPEACHABLE VICTORY OF TRUMP'S, I ALMOST DIED FOR ALMOST FOUR DECADES, FOR THE DEMOCRATS. I'M A MODEL TOO. I'M CASABLANCA'S FOURTEEN YEAR OLD MUSE.
IN ORDER TO REPLACE THE NAZI-ISIS SEALS, I HAD TO BE DEVIOUS, YET SEXY BITCH, FOR ALL PEDOPHILES REQUIRING JAPANESE SCHOOLCHILDREN DRESSED AS BRITNEY SPEARS, D.E.A.
YOU KNOW TO SELL MY FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GYMNASTICS BALANCE BEAM, FOR THE SEALS TO PUBLICLY TONGUE DOWN, IN PUBLIC, WHILE LECHEROUSLY BELCHING OUT VULGARITIES, IN ORDER TO GATHER PEDOPHILE TRUMP'S AND PUTIN'S. REMIND THE SEALS I STILL SOUND LIKE KRISTIN CHENOWETH:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM
http://youtu.be/8mSJ4uKRBf0
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jbdB2ss1YLs
http://youtu.be/SkGtqFnStx0
IN VIRGINIA, EVERY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHES THE CHILDREN TO BECOME BEAUTY PAGEANT QUEENS, FROM VERY EARLY ON, SO PLEASE GET EVERYONE INTO THEIR QUEEN AND KING OUTFITS TO PRACTICE SMILING, AND WAVING AT LARGE CROWDS, WHILE SITTING OR STANDING ON PARADE FLOATS. TURN YOUR HAND, AS YOU WAVE, AS IF YOU WERE HALF-TURNING A LIGHTBULB. STAND, WALK AND SMILE LIKE VANNA WHITE.
http://youtu.be/cFLjudWTuGQ
I FOUND IT MUCH EASIER TO HAVE ACTUAL, TRUTHFUL, IN-DEPTH CONVERSATIONS WITH STRANGERS, IF YOU WALK RIGHT UP TO THEM, AND GET INTO THEIR PERSONAL SPACE, ALMOST TOUCHING THEM.
https://www.citrix.com/products/xenserver/
TRY TO GET YOURSELF INTO A NON-TOUCHING, YET CLOSE, "MAKING SPOONS" POSE, SIDE-TO-SIDE, WHILE STANDING UP. OPEN YOUR LEGS TO ALMOST TRAP THEIR CLOSEST LEG BETWEEN YOURS, WITHOUT TOUCHING THEM.
http://www.parallels.com/products/ras/what-is-citrix-server/
VISUALIZE THAT YOU ARE IN THE POSITION TO ALMOST HOP UP, ONTO THEIR HIP, JUST LIKE WHEN YOU CARRY YOUR TODDLER CHILD ON YOUR OWN HIP.
http://www.webopedia.com/TERM/C/Citrix_server.html
DO THIS WHILE SHOWING THEM SOMETHING ON YOUR TABLET, OR SMARTPHONE. TRY TO FIRST SHARE EYE CONTACT WITH ONE ANOTHER BRIEFLY, THEN, SHARE EYE CONTACT TOGETHER, AT A COMMON OBJECT IN FRONT OF THEM, AS FELLOW SPECTATORS, ADMIRING A PICTURE THAT YOU LOVE LATELY.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F4Zu5ZZAG7I
SELF-CONFIDENCE COMES FROM WITHIN, FROM SELF-DETERMINATION TO CLOSE A SALE. IT'S WHEN YOU HAVE SELL THE NEWS TO OTHERS IN A TELEVISION NEWS BROADCAST, OR EVEN THE WEATHER REPORT.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w-HYZv6HzAs
LATER ON, YOU'LL NEED TO OFFER INFORMATION, YET BE ENGAGING WITH YOUR AUDIENCE.
https://www.techopedia.com/definition/436/citrix-server
YOU MUST EMULATE YOUR CONVERSATION PARTNER, ECHOING THEM AND REPHRASING THEIR IDIOLECT: ACCENT MATCHING WITH THEM, AND USING THEIR BODY LANGUAGE.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=RDPBZICTaUmU0¶ms=OAFIAVgL&v=mIIN_SGQy9c&mode=NORMAL
THIS BECOMES VERY CHALLENGING IF YOU HAVE TO SELL REAL ESTATE-ORIENTED BUSINESS SOFTWARE, REAL ESTATE INVESTMENT TRAINING CURRICULUMS, AND LINEAR, NON-SENSUAL, NON-CREATIVE MODULES TO CLIENTS OVER THE PHONE.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks
YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR COMPASSIONATE PERSONALITY, QUICK WIT, AND INTELLECT TO SELL THOSE TYPES OF NON-SEXUAL, EDUCATIONAL TOOLS TO FIFTIES-AGED BABY BOOMERS, WHO ARE CYNICAL, JADED, AND DEPRESSED.
http://youtu.be/6Whgn_iE5uc
I ONCE HAD A SALES POSITION DOING THIS, WHERE I NEEDED TO CLOSE THE SALE WITHIN THREE MINUTES, WITH EACH REAL ESTATE INVESTOR. IT WAS SIMILAR TO THE FILM, "THE WOLF OF WALL STREET."
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dWPNjkpuCyg
I HAD MY HANDS-FREE, NOISE-CANCELING PHONE ATTACHED TO MY HEAD, WHILE TYPING FURIOUSLY AT 65 WORDS PER MINUTE, TO GO BETWEEN SELLING CUSTOMIZED DOLLS TO PEDIATRIC CANCER PATIENTS, TO DESIGNER FASHIONS, AND THEN BACK ONTO REAL ESTATE INVESTMENT TRAINING MODULES, WHEN MY SON WAS IN GRADE SCHOOL/PRIMARY SCHOOL.
CITRIX SERVERS WERE MY LIFE AND BLOOD FOR THESE WORK-AT-HOME POSITIONS. I FOUND OUT THAT SELLING WAS A GIFT TO MY OWN SELF-ESTEEM JOURNEY. I ADORED THE SELF-CONFIDENCE REQUIRED TO CLOSE EVERY SINGLE SALE. I ABSOLUTELY PREENED ABOUT EACH SALE, JUST FOR THE PURE JOY OF SELLING TO FIRST-TIME CUSTOMERS.
OVER THE PHONE, YOU NEED TO BE EVERYONE'S BEST FRIENDS FOREVER/BFF/KINDRED SPIRIT. NOBODY ACTUALLY WANTS A PRODUCT.
THEY ALL YEARN AND LONG FOR TRUE INTIMACY, FRIENDSHIP, AND A COMPASSIONATE, LOVING-KINDNESS CONNECTION, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE THE CUSTOMER SALES REPRESENTATIVE FOR THOSE LATE NIGHT INFOMERCIALS.
IF YOU ARE AN EXTROVERTED RADIOMAN-I.T.-PSYCHOLOGIST-MUM, THAT IS QUITE REWARDING, BECAUSE YOU GET PAID TO YAP AND CHATTER YOUR HEART OUT, ALL DAY LONG.
***IN THE U.S. NAVY, I HAD TO BE THE MOST AGGRESSIVE ONE, IN ORDER TO SOLD "NUCLEAR WARFARE SOLUTIONS," AS A DEMOCRATIC OFFICER CANDIDATE, TO WOODSTOCK-LOVING HIPPIES, WHO WERE ALSO BABY BOOMERS.
I HAD TO SELL THEM INTEGRITY, A STEADFAST COMMITMENT TO NON-VIOLENCE, NO MATTER HOW MUCH VIOLENCE OCCURRED TO ME ON A DAILY BASIS, BUDDHIST PEACEFUL DIPLOMACY, AND HUMANITARIAN LEADERSHIP SKILLS.
IF I WASN'T THE WINNER, THAN THE DESTABILIZED GOP POLITICIANS WOULD GAIN CONTROL OF NUCLEAR WARFARE IN THE ENTIRE ASIAN PACIFIC REGION.
IF I WAS NOT COMMITTED TO COMPETING WITH SEALS, THEN THERE WOULD BE UNHINGED NUCLEAR WARFARE IN AN ALREADY DESTABILIZED ASIAN PACIFIC REGION. THIS IS WHY I AM SO ALPHA AND DOMINANT, AS AN ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINIST.
FORTUNATELY, I WAS ALREADY A SURVIVOR OF THREE REFUGEE PRISON CAMPS FROM THE VIETNAM WAR BY AGE THREE. I WAS RAISED IN THE GHETTOS AND BARRIOS OF D.C. METRO POLITICIZED SWAMPS OF LOBBYISTS AND POLITICIANS, WHERE I WAS NEVER ACCEPTED SOCIALLY.
I HAD ALREADY BEEN A TRAILBLAZER, GOING AGAINST EVERYONE THERE AND EVERYBODY FROM LITTLE ASIA'S AS I ENTERED THE U.S. MILITARY. IT IS SOCIALLY DEVIANT TO BE AN ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMALE IN THE U.S. MILITARY. THE JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES GOD DID NOT WANT ME, BECAUSE IT WAS CONSIDERED THE WORST SINS TO VOTE AND ENTER THE U.S. MILITARY. I HAD TO GAVE UP MY RELIGION FOR MY COUNTRY.***
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s-8QJXqjRng
REMEMBER, WE ENLISTED ARE *ONLY* SELLING RIPPLING SIX PACK ABS AND NUCLEAR WARFARE INTELLIGENCE, AS WOMEN. I MYSELF PLAYED RUGBY GROWING UP. LET ME REMIND YOU, DIETING IS MOSTLY IMPOSSIBLE TO MOST PEOPLE.
********************************************************
http://youtu.be/39YUXIKrOFk
TWINKIE, I CAN DO THIS "I'M TOO SEXY" SONG BUT IT COMES OUT IN A BRITISH MARILYN MONROE IDIOLECT. YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TO PERFORM THIS IN THE SAN DIEGO KARAOKE BARS IN FRONT OF THE SEALS, SO THEY THINK I'M A MALE WYNN.
*********************************************************
IN ORDER TO GET TO AN IMPEACHABLE VICTORY OF TRUMP'S, I ALMOST DIED FOR ALMOST FOUR DECADES, FOR THE DEMOCRATS. I'M A MODEL TOO. I'M CASABLANCA'S FOURTEEN YEAR OLD MUSE.
IN ORDER TO REPLACE THE NAZI-ISIS SEALS, I HAD TO BE DEVIOUS, YET SEXY BITCH, FOR ALL PEDOPHILES REQUIRING JAPANESE SCHOOLCHILDREN DRESSED AS BRITNEY SPEARS, D.E.A.
YOU KNOW TO SELL MY FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GYMNASTICS BALANCE BEAM, FOR THE SEALS TO PUBLICLY TONGUE DOWN, IN PUBLIC, WHILE LECHEROUSLY BELCHING OUT VULGARITIES, IN ORDER TO GATHER PEDOPHILE TRUMP'S AND PUTIN'S. REMIND THE SEALS I STILL SOUND LIKE KRISTIN CHENOWETH:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM
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