TO ALL ENLISTED: THE LAKEWOOD POLICE ARE COMING BY TO LOOK FOR EVERYONE FROM THE ASHLEY'S FELON CIRCLES AT THE CASINOS AGAIN:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/30/us/winston-salem-welcoming-city-immigration/index.html

USUALLY, AS THE WEATHER GETS WARMER, ASHLEY'S FELONS ARE BEHIND THE BUILDING, PIMPING AND GIMPING, WITH TONS OF USED CONDOMS, AND BEER BOTTLE BRAWLING FIGHTS.

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/crime/unknown-number-of-guns-stolen-from-arvada-gun-store-in-smash-and-grab-overnight

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2017/04/26/arvada-suspicious-device/