TO ALL ENLISTED, AND ALL BUSINESS LAW PROFESSORS:

http://www.bbc.com/capital/story/20170424-the-next-generation-of-jobs-wont-be-made-up-of-professions

PLEASE ASSIGN PAWTERNITY LEAVE TO ALL ENLISTED, TO HELP TRAIN THEIR COMMANDS' THERAPY SERVICE DOGS.

http://www.bbc.com/news/business-39579540

TRY TO GET EVERYONE'S EMAIL SOFTWARE TO RESTRICT USER RIGHTS FOR THE "REPLY TO ALL" FUNCTION, FOR ENVIRONMENTAL REASONS. IT'LL SAVE ON THE PAPER, AND INK OVERHEAD.

http://www.bbc.com/news/business-39704997

THIS WILL ALLOW MORE TRANEXAMIC ACID FUNDS, TO CUT THE MATERNAL MORTALITY RATES BY A THIRD:

http://www.bbc.com/news/health-39717694

TO ALL SEALS FROM ENLISTED: PLEASE INVESTIGATE ALL OF THE ORGAN HARVESTERS WITH MUSLIM FEMINISTS IN LAW ENFORCEMENT:

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-39272511

REMEMBER TO SEND AROUND A LARGER AMOUNT OF ACTUAL  INTELLIGENCE-GATHERING, ARMED SATELLITES TO TRACK THE MIDDLE EAST:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39732404/fake-war-north-korea-and-a-history-of-dummy-weapons

http://www.bbc.com/news/business-39730080

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-39705124

http://www.bbc.com/news/business-39691352

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39724045

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-39731896

ALTHOUGH WE NEED TO ULTRAPASTEURIZE AND BOIL EVERYTHING IN THE FOOD-GRADE, USDA ORGANIC ALCOHOL POWDERS, FOR FOOD SAFETY, PLEASE TEST IT FOR ALCOHOL CONTENT AFTERWARDS, TO PREVENT ACCIDENTAL ALCOHOL POISONINGS.

http://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-39734868/biden-if-shes-drunk-its-rape

http://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-asia-39729864/at-the-site-where-the-moab-was-dropped

http://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-middle-east-39737547/iran-election-six-candidates-six-facts

PLEASE HOST THE TREASURE HUNTING-THEMED PARTIES, WITH ICEBREAKER ACTIVITIES, ON ALL U.S. MILITARY BASES, TO HELP OUR INTROVERTED ENLISTED, SIMILAR TO THE LOCK AND KEY SINGLES EVENTS:

http://www.bbc.com/travel/story/20170425-the-island-with-100-million-hidden