TO ALL "WHITE CHICKS" MOVIE FANS, AND ALL MINORITY FEMINISTS, FROM ENLISTED: OPERATION TINY TOWN PROTECTION:

AT EVERY TOWN COUNCIL, PTA, MOPS MEETINGS, INHALE HELIUM AND TRASH TALK, ON BEHALF OF THE FEMALES WHO ARE REMINISCENT OF "MULAN," AND "BELLE," FROM "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST." OTHERWISE, KIDNAPPERS, HUMAN TRAFFICKING ORGANIZATIONS WILL CERTAINLY PREY UPON THEM EVEN MORE.