TO ALL DEMOCRATS, FROM ENLISTED, AND ALL FEMINISTS, FROM ENLISTED: PLEASE FIRE SEATTLE METRO NIKE MANAGERS:

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FROM NOW ON, WE NEED TO QUADRUPLE THE NIKE RETAIL STORES' SALES STAFF, AND OFFER NORDSTROM'S LEVEL OF HIGHER QUALITY CUSTOMER SERVICE. TRY TO INCREASE THE AMOUNT OF SECURITY STAFF AT ALL NIKE STORES. THIS IS THE CORPORATION THAT U.S. NAVY BOOTCAMPS CHOOSE, FOR RUNNING SHOES.

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