TO ALL U.S. MARINES: 1,000 JOBS TO GO TO HOMELESS, FEMALE MARINES FROM ENLISTED:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/11/29/donald-trump-has-reached-a-deal-with-a-manufacturer-to-keep-jobs-from-going-to-mexico/?utm_term=.698660c37ffc

ALL OF THE U.S. MILITARY WILL NEED TO GROW THEIR HAIR A BIT LONGER, TO LOOK LIKE A HIPPIE-ISH SURFER:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/arts-and-entertainment/wp/2016/11/30/does-this-haircut-make-me-look-like-a-nazi/?utm_term=.224cf8bf542c