TO ALL HOMELESS VETERANS, ALL LATCHKEY ORPHANS, ALL U.S. MILITARY ENLISTED, ALL BATTERED MUMS, ALL FEMINISTS, AND ALL CAT LOVERS: ALL HOMELESS CATS ARE SUPPOSED TO RECEIVE THE SAME RIGHTS AS VLADIMIR PUTIN:


REMEMBER TO GATHER ALL OF THE STRIPPERS' CLOTHING, AFTER CHECKING FOR DRUGS,  NUCLEAR, BIOLOGICAL, CHEMICAL, ELECTRONIC ESPIONAGE THREATS, TO CREATE CAT CLOTHING FOR THE HOMELESS FELINES AT THE ANIMAL SHELTERS. THEY'VE SEEN THEIR ADOPTIVE MUMS WEARING CLOTHING, AND FEEL LIKE SECOND-CLASS CITIZENS UNDER TRUMP'S, WITHOUT THE SAME APPAREL.











































































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