TO ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN SOUTHERNERS:

SAY THIS IN MY VIRGINIAN-GEORGIAN-BRITISH-FRENCH-AUSSIE ACCENT ON THE LOUDSPEAKERS, AT REVEILLE, FOR ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN SEALS, FROM ENLISTED:

THE CALIFORNIAN AND HAWAIIAN SLUTS, WITH LOOKALIKES BETTER DROP DEAD. WE WON'T NEED THEM NEAR ANY VIRGINIANS. GATHER ALL OF OUR PYGMY AFRICAN-AMERICANS TO HOP INTO GAP KIDS COVERALL SHORTS, AND TAKE OVER FOR THESE NAZI BEACHES AND ARSEHOLES, WHO ARE OIL SHEIK MISTRESSES, AT EVERY UNIVERSITY, COLLEGE, AND ALL U.S. NAVY SCHOOLS.