TO ALL MINORITY, FEMINIST ENLISTED, AND ALL VETERANS, FROM ENLISTED:

http://www.wday.com/news/4062760-minot-teen-heading-ballet-intensive-washington-dc

PLEASE REMEMBER TO ARREST ALL MALES WITHIN A 500 MILE RADIUS OF HIM, FROM IN UTERO CONCEPTION. THIS KEEPS D.C. METRO SAFER FROM MUD LAKE, NORTH DAKOTA ISIL TERRORISTS