TO ALL N.R.A., AND ALL ENLISTED: ON INUIT-STYLE, DANISH DUCK BREAST PROSCIUTTO,:

http://green-gourmet.dk/inuit-slowfood-salmo-salar-smoked-on-heatherflowers/

DUCK PROSCIUTTO RECIPES NEED TO BE COLD-SMOKED IN THIN SLICES, INUIT-STYLE, ON USDA ORGANIC HEATHERFLOWER BEDS. THEN, SALTED IN LAYERS, OR USE SALTED/BRINED CAPERS FOR IT, AND SET INTO THE FRIDGE FOR A WEEK, IN AN AIR-TIGHT CONTAINER. IT CAN BE SERVED LOMI-LOMI, HAWAIIAN STYLE AFTERWARDS, WITH USDA ORGANIC SEAL TARTARE.
 
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JnszgkE3O8g

***GO AHEAD, AND ORDER FOR SEALS TO BE HUNTED DOWN, AND CHOPPED UP, AT ALL NAVY GALLEYS, FOR ENLISTED CONSUMPTION, WITH AN ADMIRAL GENERAL ALADEEN, MIDDLE EASTERN ACCENT IN FRONT OF ALL SEAL CANDIDATES. TRY TO SOUND IRANIAN, FRENCH, ITALIAN, JAMAICAN, WEST AFRICAN, THEN RUSSIAN AT TIMES, AMIDST ALL OTHER ENLISTED.***

http://modernfarmer.com/2014/11/seal-meat-next-big-thing/

TRY TO AGGRESSIVELY FARM SEAL MEAT,  AND SEALS FOR THEIR PELTS, TO GIFT TO ALL INUITS, ON BEHALF OF THE U.S. MILITARY. PER U.S. MILITARY FACILITY IN THE ARCTIC, WE NEED TO DIPLOMATICALLY EXTEND FRIENDSHIP, AND JOIN THEM FOR LIVE, SEAL HEART CONSUMPTION, TO SHOW SOLIDARITY. I HOPE WE WOULD FARM, AND TEST THESE SEALS FOR PARASITES, ETC. BEFORE DOING THAT BONDING ACTIVITY.

http://northernwildernesskills.blogspot.com/2012/03/replicating-eskimo-bow-technology-is.html

I GREW UP WITH POLAR BEAR HUNTERS, SO ALWAYS TRY TO DRAG AWAY THOSE NON-VETERAN TYPES WHO ARE UNABOMBERS OF THE N.R.A. HEADQUARTERS.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0lPQZni7I18

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