TO ALL BARRIOS: PLEASE GET ALL MEXICAN SWEETS TESTED FOR CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES, E.G. HEROIN:

http://www.mexgrocer.com/catagories-mexican-candy-tamarindo.html

ALL MEXICAN SODAS NEED TO BE CHECKED, AND SCREEN ALL ICE CREAM TRUCK DRIVERS TO D.C. METRO BARRIOS. THEY NEED TO HIRE PREGNANT, MOLESTED, BARRIO-RAISED, TEENAGED MUMS THERE.