TO ALL ENLISTED, AND ALL VETERANS, FROM ENLISTED: AVOID ANY REFERENCE TO "MAH" FOR VIET SPEAKERS:

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SADLY, IF YOU GET HOMESICK, AND TELL PEOPLE YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO VIRGINIA, TO MAKE GRAPE LEAF-STUFFED DOLMAS, THAT "DOLMAS" SOUNDS LIKE YOU SAID "EFFE YOUR MOTHER," IN SOUTH VIETNAMESE.