TO ALL ENLISTED:

DURING POST-BREXIT ECONOMIC UNCERTAINTIES, SEIZE ALL INTELLECTUAL PROPERTIES FROM EVERY U.S. CORPORATION, FOR ALL U.S. MILITARY BASES. MICROSOFT CORPORATION ENJOYS IMPOSING ISIL TERRORIST RANSOMWARE ONTO THE U.S. MILITARY COMMANDS. REMOVE THEM FOR N.C.I.S. AND C.I.A. INTERROGATORS IMMEDIATELY.