UPDATED: DEAR TWINKIE, AND ALL SHIPMATES: DIARY ENTRY: CREATIVE WRITING PROMPT:

IN GEORGIA, MY 3 YEAR-OLD LEAPT AN ENTIRE FOOT IN THE AIR ABOUT THE BUBBLE GUMBALLS TRAVELING THROUGH THE PLASTIC TUNNELS TO A SLOT, AT BLOCKBUSTER'S. AT THE DOLPHIN SHOW, IN CONNECTICUT, HE CLAPPED HIS HANDS AND SHOUTED "YAY-WEE!" WHILE SEEING THEM LEAP INTO AIR. I WAS FEELING THE SAME WAY RECENTLY ABOUT MY "WIRED" MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTION ARRIVING IN THE MAIL. REMEMBER, IN "CALVIN AND HOBBES," WHEN CALVIN'S WHIRLY BEANIE HAT ARRIVED, AFTER AN ETERNITY OF EATING SUGAR-BLITZED BREAKFAST CEREALS?

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DON'T FORGET TO FIND OUT WHERE ALL THE MANDANI'S HAVE BEEN COMMITTING ATROCITIES AGAINST ALL VETERANS. THERE'S PROBABLY DUNGEON CELLS HIDDEN, SIMILAR TO "THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS," INCLUDING IN SOUTH AMERICA, FROM THEIR MISSIONARY "WORK" FOR DRUG CARTELS.