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TO ALL ENLISTED : JUST MULTIPLY BY 1,000, PER EACH COVID-19 PATIENT, FOR ORDERING MEDICAL SUPPLIES :

TO ALL ENLISTED : GET THE HOLY GRAIL BLOOD TESTS, FOR ALL OF THE WORLD :

DEAR JEWISH JESUS,

TO ALL ENLISTED : MAKE KUAN YIN AND SOUTH VIETNAMESE FLAG FACE MASKS, FOR ALL OF NATO :

TO ALL ENLISTED : PUMP OUT PUSH-UPS, SITUPS, SPLITS FLEXIBILITY TRAINING, JUST LIKE YOU HAVE TO GET AN OUTSTANDING PRT, ON THE US NAVY PHYSICAL READINESS TEST, EVERYDAY, EVEN IF RUNNING 6 DAYS/WEEK :

TO ALL ENLISTED, AND TO MY JESUS PORTAL;) WE ARE NOT GOING TO DIE, LIKE KKKOCH MEDIA TRIES TO MAKE US BELIEVE, DUE TO MY RUNNING COACH, JESUS;)

TO ALL ENLISTED : FROM NOW ON, WE HAVE TO KEEP THE WOMYN TO MONICA BELLUCCI, KIM KADASHIAN BODY MASS INDEXES, MINIMALLY, AS THE MOTHERS, NEWBORN BABIES MOSTLY DIED, IN THE U.S. :

TO ALL OF NATO : AT NATO, PERFORM FREE ABORTIONS, TO PREVENT THE NURSES FROM MASS PERISHING, DUE TO THE PANDEMIC, AND THE HEMODIALYSIS PORTIONS OF COVID-19 CARE, AT ALL NURSING HOMES :

TO ALL ENLISTED : WE HAVE TO FACILITATE THIS SLACK ACQUISITION, BY INCLUDING FREE RETINAL-SCANNING, DAILY, FOR A DECADE, FOR ALL OF THE ONES WILLING TO ACQUIRE SLACK, ALL PERFORMED, ON BIOMETRICS-SECURED, VIDEOTELECONFERENCES, AT ALL DISTRICT COURTS, BY THE TOP SECRET CIA-USN-USMC :

TO ALL ENLISTED : GET READY, TO HANDLE THE ANESTHESIA, AS WE CAN PREVENT THE COMPLEX PTSD, OF COVID-19, WITH SIX MONTHS TO ONE YEAR OF MORPHINE :

TO ALL BLM : PRETEND ALL BLACK SLAVES ARE CANADIENNES :