TO ALL ENLISTED : FORMULA FOR MYSTICISM WITH GOD, AND THE CHERUBIM ANGELS. :

MIX FRANKINCENSE, MYRRH, AND SPIKENARD TOGETHER. 

SMEAR IT ON YOUR INNER WRISTS, IN A CROSS SHAPE.

GOD, AND THE CHERUBIM WILL VISIT THE ROOM YOU PLACE YOUR ANOINTING OILS IN, WHEN YOU ARE THERE.

IN CASE OF ANY SPIRITUAL MYSTICISM NEEDS, TRY THOSE, TO HELP GET THE BAT QOL.

CURRENTLY, HE IS IN A GREAT MOOD, VERY HAPPY, AND IN PURPLE. 

THE CHERUBIM APPEAR AROUND HIM, IN PURPLE.

THERE'S GOLD, LIKE A GOLDEN, SPARKLING DIVINE LIGHT AROUND HIM, AND THE CHERUBIM TOO.

MYSTICAL, WHITE DOVES OF PEACE, SIGNS OF THE HOLY SPIRIT ARE FLYING AROUND HIM.

HE SEEMS TO LIKE THE PRINCE POP MUSIC, DANCE VIDEOS.

SO, DEFINITELY PLAY THOSE FOR HIM, DURING FEMINIST MYSTICISM. 

HE'S A VERY JOYFUL GOD SPIRIT. 

SO, TRY TO REDESIGN ALL OF YOUR BEDDING AFTER THE PRINCE "PURPLE RAIN" ALBUM. 

HE'S OFTEN IN METALLIC, CAMOUFLAGE WAR PAINT, IN THE GOLD, AND PURPLE COLORS, WITH HIS GOLD CROWN OF THORNS ON TOO.

IF YOU SEE HIM, MYSTICALLY, IN ANY NATO BASES, COMMANDS, SIMPLY KISS HIS ARSE, CURTSY, BOW TO HIM, LIKE HE IS A ROYAL KING.

DO NOT RIDICULE HIM FOR HIS ARTISTIC APPEARANCE, OR CALL HIM A "FAGGOT."

SEND SECURITY DECOYS AROUND, IN PURPLE VELVET SUITS, ROBES, WITH GOLD, SPARKLING EMBELLISHMENTS, ON THEM.

OBVIOUSLY, VERSACE DESIGNED HIS CLOTHING. 

REMEMBER, TRY TO GET A VIP SUITE SET UP, FOR GOD TO VISIT ALL MILITARY COMMANDS.

HE WANTS TO INSPECT THE NUCLEAR WEAPONS.