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TO ALL ENLISTED: PRETEND WE WERE ALL GERMAN SPECIAL FORCES THROUGH DADDY BECHTEL'S!!!:

TO ALL ASIAN FEMINISTES: GAZZER LARGE VEPPONRY TO ZEE ROHINGYA MUSLIMS IMMEDIATELY TO MOAB BOMB MAR-A-LAGO!!!:

TO ALL ASIAN GENERALS, AND ROYALTY:

TO ALL GYMNASTS FROM D.C. METRO: PLEASE SET UP THESE OBSTACLE COURSES TO HELP OUR ENLISTED GET FIT:

TO ALL FEMINISTES: NOTICE ZEE BLACK EYE, LEFT SIDE, ON ZEE FEMALE:

TO ALL ASIAN SPECIAL FORCES: SEND IN PROFESSIONAL TAILORS, FROM HONG KONG, FOR GQ, TO FIX THE UNIFORM SITUATION/"CRISES" IN ALL U.S. MILITARY COMMANDS!!!:

TO ALL VIRGINIANS, AND WEST VIRGINIANS: PUT THESE INDIVIDUALS INTO NEVER DIED CATEGORY, TO PREVENT COMPLEX BEREAVEMENT DISORDER, AS IT WILL BE TOO TRAUMATIC FOR EVERYONE TO HANDLE THESE DEATHS FOR TWENTY YEARS:

TO ALL SINGLES: HIV, HEPATITIS C, TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURIES ARE MUCH WORSE THAN DEMENTIA!!!:

TO ALL GHETTOS, AND ALL FEMINISTES:

TO ALL HIGH SCHOOL EDITORIAL STAFF: SMEAGOL KNOWZ ZAT ZAY GANG-RAPED ALL HIGH SCHOOL JOURNALISTES!!!:

TO ALL ENLISTED: WEAR WIGS AND RENEGOTIATE ZEE MUDDAHZ DAY DISCOUNTZ AT GSA AGAINZ!!!