TO ALL VIRGINIANS, AND WEST VIRGINIANS: PUT THESE INDIVIDUALS INTO NEVER DIED CATEGORY, TO PREVENT COMPLEX BEREAVEMENT DISORDER, AS IT WILL BE TOO TRAUMATIC FOR EVERYONE TO HANDLE THESE DEATHS FOR TWENTY YEARS:

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TO PREVENT ANY UNUSUAL COMPLEX BEREAVEMENT DISORDER, GET ALL MOURNERS TITRATED GRADUALLY ONTO THE MAXIMUM DOSES OF LEXAPRO, AND GABAPENTIN, WITH DAILY INDIVIDUAL COUNSELING, FOR THREE HOURS PER DAY, FOR TWENTY YEARS.