TO PATRICK, AND ALL BUBBLEHEADS:

http://www.bbc.com/travel/story/20171105-the-us-canada-border-runs-through-this-tiny-library

THE BORDER TOWNS ARE FOR KKKANADIENNE KKKRACKKK KKKKOKKAINE HUMAN TRAFFICKKKERZ TO MOVE BETWEEN TWO NATIONS, AND HAVE TWO SECRET LIVES!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj58kbRhY5Q

DEAR PATRICK,

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DtarutdqEGI

***THERE IS ANONYMITY, BUT ONLY FOR THE HIDDEN INTERNET ASSASSINZ. THEIR SECRET, PAST IDENTITIES IN KKKANADA ARE ALWAYS SEAMY, INVOLVING NYC'S ITALIAN MAFIA THUGS.***

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iR9j5gAHbOI

'TIS THE LAND OF "HOLLOW MEN," PATRICK!!!

TO ALL ENLISTED:

CREATIVE WRITING PROMPT ABOUT HAWAII:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KLpGMPqZnD8

THE FEDZ HAVE MASS ASSASSINATED ALL SOUTH ASIANS THERE:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R9L-02YCJZY