TO ALL HIGH SCHOOL EDITORIAL STAFF: SMEAGOL KNOWZ ZAT ZAY GANG-RAPED ALL HIGH SCHOOL JOURNALISTES!!!:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nBOrclf6rwA

SMEAGOLZ GODDESSES, RAISED BY MARGARET CHO'S GAY SCRIPPERZ MUST ALVAYZ DENIEZ ZEM ANY POTUS POWERZ, TO PROTECT ZEE VOMYNZ ANDZ ZEE CHILLUMZ!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=RDGMEMQ1dJ7wXfLlqCjwV0xfSNbAVMOkyrIRyrRdY&params=OAFIAVgQ&v=9rlNpWYQunY&mode=NORMAL

ZAY GETZ NOTTINGZ!!!

LEAPZ OVERZ ZEE DESKZ, AND EATZ ZAIR INTELLZ, LIKE DHARMAZ, FROM "DHARMA AND GREG"!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=RDGMEMQ1dJ7wXfLlqCjwV0xfSNbAVMOkyrIRyrRdY&params=OALAAQE%253D&v=OkyrIRyrRdY

ZEMZ MUST DIE!!!

ZAY FORBIDZ ZEE PURPLE FAUX HAWKZ!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=RDGMEMQ1dJ7wXfLlqCjwV0xfSNbAVMOkyrIRyrRdY&params=OAFIAVgK&v=QtTj4cramPM&mode=NORMAL

SEND GAY SCRIPPERZ TO VEAR "FLASHDANCE" CLOTHES, AND ACT LIKE MS. JAYZ FROM ANTM!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=RDGMEMQ1dJ7wXfLlqCjwV0xfSNbAVMOkyrIRyrRdY&params=OAFIAVgk&v=ZyhrYis509A&mode=NORMAL

"HULLOZE, LEETZ REFERZ TO ZEE CONSTITUTION...

VAT HAPPENZ TO ZEE FREEDOM OF ZEE PRESS???"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=RDGMEMQ1dJ7wXfLlqCjwV0xfSNbAVMOkyrIRyrRdY&params=OAFIAVgk&v=ZyhrYis509A&mode=NORMAL

GAZZER ZEE VEPPONZ, AGAINZ!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ri7TcukAJ8

HOW COMEZZZZ ZEE BOXERZ GETZ ANTHEM SONGZ AS ZAY ENTERZ AND SPOTLIGHTZ, BUT NOT SMEAGOL GODDESSES???

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4PdZgrnh69w

VATCH ZEE "HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME," TO EMBRACE YOUR INNER SMEAGOL/GODDESSES/JUNGIAN SHADOW VORLDE, SUBCONSCIOUS, REPRESSED FEELINGS, INNER CHILDE OF PERSEPHONE GODDESSES...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8N-qO3sPMjc

MARRY YOUR OWNE SELVES, FIRST OF ALLZ...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8N-qO3sPMjc

DEDICATE LOVE SONGZ TO YOURSELVES...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WJCsyLUCSXI

BLOWFISH TOXIN POISON DART ALL LEETLE AIR FORCE FIREFIGHTERZ, TANKZ TO VEAVERZ!!!

EVERY HOUR, SEND A MARINE IN TO SPENDZ FIFTEEN MINUTES VEEZ ZEE SLICK/SLEEK, PEDOPHILE-GROOMINGZ VEAVER MONZ!!!