TO ALL ENLISTED : GET TRIHEXYPHENIDYL CLINICS FOR MOST OF THE WORLD :
ALSO, REMEMBER, THIS IS HOW WE ALL ARE SUPPOSED TO APPEAR, IN HAWAII :
HIRE SECURITY DECOYS, THROUGH THE WHOLE WORLD TO RUN LINGERIE FASHION SHOWS, 24/7, IN ALL PUBLIC BUILDINGS.
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CREATIVE WRITING PROMPT :
"AN ACT OF GOD" :
A BLIZZARD HIT GEORGIA.
IT WAS UNHEARD OF, TO GET TWO FEET OF SNOW, IN ONE HOUR.
THE POWER OUTAGES WERE TREMENDOUSLY DEVASTATING.
STREETS WERE LINED WITH FALLEN, GIANT LIVE OAKS, AND LIVE POWER LINES.
A MUM, AND HER CHILD WERE CURLED UP TOGETHER IN BED, FRIGHTENED, AND SHIVERING.
SUDDENLY, AN ANGEL APPEARED, PERCHED ON THE BED, LAYING DOWN, COVERING THEM WITH ANGEL WINGS, TO ASK THEM HOW THEIR DAY WENT, AT DAYCARE.
IT WAS THEIR FIRST WEEK OF THE HOOKED-ON-PHONICS, PRE-K PREPARATION CLASSES.
BOTH MUM, AND CHILD LOOKED WORRIED.
"WE WON'T PASS IT, JESUS."
"BOTH OF YOU, YOU MEAN?"
"YES," THE BOY SOLEMNLY NODDED.
"MOMMY AND I CAN'T PASS NONE OF THE HOOKED-ON-PHONICS CLASSES.
MY MOMMY AND I ARE FAILING IT, AT DAYCARE, JESUS."
"I WAS PLAYING WITH BEES, AND GOT STUNG TOO," HE ADDED.
JESUS CONTEMPLATED THE CRISES, THEN, TRIED TO GET HIM TO "READ" THE BEGINNER'S EYE CHART, USING HIS HANDS, IN AN UP, DOWN, AND SIDEWAYS POSITION, WHILE COVERING ONE EYE.
RIGHT AFTER HE WAS DONE, THE POWER CAME BACK ON.
LEFT ON THEIR QUILT, WAS A BABY VERSION OF A MAHJONG-INSPIRED GAME, TO TEACH HIM MANDARIN CHINESE.
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JESUS, SAID, IN HEBREW, FROM THE SKY, TO ARCHANGEL RAPHAEL, "I FEEL CERTAIN ABOUT THIS WOMAN, AND CHILD, THAT THEY ARE BOTH JEWISH. SO, WE MUST START HEBREW LANGUAGE IMMERSION, AT THESE DAYCARES TOO."
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