CREATIVE WRITING PROMPT : DIALOGUE :

"WHAT DO I GET IF I WEAR A SCOTTISH KILT?" 

"I'LL LET YOU TOUCH MY PREGNANT, QUEEN ANNE BELLY IN BAT OL/MYSTICISM." 

"DONE THEN. I'M WEARING IT." 

"...BUT IS IT THE OFFICIAL ONE, WORN BY THE REAL SCOTTISH NAVY THOUGH?" I LAUGHED. 

"WOULD YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE?" HE ASKED, INCREDULOUSLY.

***TO JESUS :

PLEASE DESIGN A HAWAIIAN HULA VERSION OF THE GENDER FLUID, SCOTTISH KILTS, IN ACLU-RAINBOW PRIDE COLOR THEMES.

THE SCOTTISH KILTS IS SIMILAR TO THE HAWAIIAN HULA OUTFITS, AS IT'S MORE GENDER FLUID. 

IN HAWAII, MEN WEAR FLORAL, HAWAIIAN SHIRTS, WITH FLORAL LEIS TOO.