TO ALL ENLISTED : CREAMY SKIN CARE, SIMILAR TO THE KOREAN CREAM SKIN TREND :
FAVORITE :
LANEIGE : CREAM SKIN TONER-LOTION :USE IT AS A SHAVING CREAM TOO :
IT MAY REPAIR THAT COMPROMISED SKIN BARRIER, CAUSED BY OVERUSE OF SALICYLIC ACID TONERS, EXFOLIATING WIPES :
BEFORE APPLYING A TONER, OR SHAVING, TRY TO GET A THIN LAYER OF NUMBING, FIRST AID OINTMENT, LIKE NEOSPORIN MASSAGED INTO YOUR IRRITATED, SENSITIVE SKIN.
RUB IT IN, AND LET IT SOAK IN FOR AN HOUR, BEFORE USING ANY TONER.
ALL TONERS SHOULD BE DILUTED, WITH ONE-QUARTER TONER, ONE-QUARTER HYALURONIC ACID MOISTURIZER, ONE-QUARTER JOJOBA OIL, AND ONE-QUARTER ALOE VERA GEL.
FROM NOW ON, ANYTHING FROM BRAZIL, WITH THE WORD "CREAMY," IN ITS SKINCARE LINE, IS THE LATEST SKINCARE TREND THAT WE SHOULD ALL BE ONTO, AS THE OTHER STUFF JUST BURNS SENSITIVE SKIN;)
BEFORE, AFTER SHOWERING/BATHING, APPLY JOJOBA OIL, ALL OVER, BEFORE YOU DO ANY SHOWERS, FACIAL CLEANSER, AND SHAMPOOING.
AFTERWARDS, MASSAGE SOME NATURAL ROSEMARY OIL, INTO YOUR SCALP, FOR PROMOTING HAIR GROWTH, LIKE A NATURAL VERSION OF ROGAINE, FOR THICKER, HEALTHIER HAIR.
BTW, THE HOLY GRAIL, THE AVEENO WIPES MUST BE TURNED INTO NEW BRAS ; )
OUR VERSION OF THIS IS THE AVEENO BABY WIPES, WHICH IS A BETTER WAY TO REMOVE EYE MAKEUP, FACIAL OILS, FOR SENSITIVE EYES, AND SKIN :
DEEP FASHION THOUGHTS, SAID IN A VALLEY GIRL IDIOLECT;)
OKAY, THE GUCCI LOVE PARADE IS IN.
HOWEVER, KATIE HOLMES DOESN'T THINK MUCH ABOUT SEQUINS, AND PREFERS KATE SPADE.
TRY THESE PANTS, WITH A SEQUINED, TUXEDO JACKET :
SWAP OUT YOUR OLD LAPELS, WITH SEQUIN ONES, AT A SEAMSTRESS, OR TAILOR SHOP :
WHOEVER AMY WAX IS, SHE ISN'T HARVARD.
SHE CAN PRETEND TO EXIST, BUT SHE IS JUST ANOTHER HITLER, SATANIKKKALLY POSSESSED.
POUND MY JUDGE'S (HARVARD) GAVEL, WHILE WEARING A SEQUINED JUDGE'S ROBE, IN THE JESUS COURT, AT ALL PRESBYTERIAN CHURCHES, AND DECLARE AMY WAX GUILTY, FOR THESE :
OFFENCES COMMITTED BY AMY WAX MATCH THESE LEGAL CHARGES :
***BTW, TRY TO GET SEQUINED SNAKE PRINT, AND SEQUINED, ANIMAL PRINT EXPANDED, FOR THESE TUXEDO LAPELS.***
ALSO, CREATE A FAUX HAWAIIAN HULA DANCING LUAU, TO CELEBRATE ALL PREGNANCIES.
IN ORDER TO HAVE A HEALTHY KEIKI, YOU MUST DANCE HULA, EVERYDAY, CHANNEL PELE GODDESS, POWER TRIP ON EVERYONE IN THE SEALS, AT WORK, AND GET INTO YOUR TIE-DYED, RAINBOW PRIDE BEACH CLOTHING, EVEN IF PREGNANT.
THIS WILL PROTECT ALL BOB MARLEY FANS, THE MOTHER AND BABY, FROM UNHINGED, NAZI-ISIS JIHADIST SEALS, SUCH AS CHRISTOPHER MCKINLEY/MARK HEBEN-MON.
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IDEAS FOR MATERNITY WEAR :
ALWAYS DESIGN DRESSES, SO IT'S ANKLE LENGTH, AND EXPANDABLE IN THE ENTIRE BODY, ESPECIALLY THE BELLY AREA TOO.
THEN, DESIGN A MATCHING, LONG, TOPPER SUIT JACKET, AS PREGNANT BELLIES CAN GET COLD, ESPECIALLY ON THEIR MILITARY WATCHES, DURING NOAH'S ARKESQUE FLOODS, OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS.
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BREASTFEEDING NIPPLE SALVES/OINTMENTS :
GET BURT'S BEES BURN SALVES MADE, AT HOME, IN LARGE QUANTITIES.
APPLY COCONUT BUTTER, MIXED WITH ROSEHIP OIL, AND THIS NIPPLE CREAM, AT NIGHT, IF IT GETS IRRITATED.
TIPS FOR WINNING CASES IN THE JESUS COURT; )
WEAR THIS IN RED :
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