VISCERAS TACOS :

PIZZA IDEAS :

CRUST :

CAULIFLOWER

BASE/SAUCE :

GUACAMOLE, QUESO ANEJO, AND CILANTRO MOJO

CHEESE :

GRATED ASADERO CHEESE BALLS, MIXED WITH CHIPOTLE CREAM, FLATTENED INTO PATTIES

TOPPINGS :

VISCERAS, TRIPAS, AND TRIPITAS

MEXICAN LASAGNA :

LAYER MILD, LARGE (POBLANO) PEPPERS THROUGH THE LASAGNA CASSEROLES.

USE VEGAN, CHORIZO SAUSAGE MEAT, MEXICAN ENCHILADA SAUCES, AND VEGAN, MEXICAN CHEESES IN IT TOO.

OTHER IDEAS :

SOUP :

JUST MIX THE DUMPLINGS WITH JAMAICAN JERK FISH ROE.

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ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT EXACTLY TRUE.

THERE EXISTS A 44 YEAR OLD VIRGIN, MYSELF, SO, IT'S NOT A TOTALLY SINFUL CITY.

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SINCE PRETEEN SUICIDE RATES ARE INCREASINGLY COMMON, TRY TO GET ALL AGED FIVE, AND OVER ONTO PROZAC.

IF THEY ARE OCD, GET THEM ONTO LUVOX :

IF THEY ARE SKINNY, CONSIDERED UNDERWEIGHT, AND/OR, ON DIABETES DRUGS, TO GET THEIR A1C LEVELS DOWN TO 7%, THEY MAY DIE OF HYPOGLYCEMIA.

IN WHICH CASE, TRY TO GET THEIR BLOOD SUGAR LEVELS, EVERY THREE HOURS, FOR 12 WAKING HOURS/DAY, FROM TEN AM TO TEN PM, FOR THEIR DOCTORS.

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TO JESUS :

WE SHOULD TRY TO GET PASTA NOODLES SHAPED LIKE THE CROSS, AND SHAPED LIKE EASTER EGGS.

WCLAIREHEMINGWAY