TO ALL ENLISTED : THE HOLY PITA BREAD RECIPE :
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ELMyE_DH4Y
PITA BREAD :
NOT DISCARD SOURDOUGH STARTER :
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OQq6m3lZBmc
FILL PITA WITH :
BRIOCHE BREAD :
SCHMALTZ GODS, AND GODDESSES MUST HELP EXPAND ALL BAKERIES :)
JEWISH MEDITATION, PRAYER :
AS CHILDREN, WE GO TO GOD, NATURALLY, SAYING, RAPID-FIRE, "DADDY, TODAY I'Z/EYEZ BEEZ IN BIG TROUBLE AGAIN. SO-AND-SO SHACKLED ME, WITH TOY HANDCUFFS, AT THE STORE, AND DECIDED TO PLAY COPS, AND ROBBERS, BUT THEYZ BEEZ WAY BIGGER ZAN ME. ZEN, ZEE HANDCUFFS WOULDN'T COME OFF, BECAUSE ZEE KEYZ BEEZ BROKEN!!!"
AS WE GROW OLDER, WE DON'T THINK THAT WE SHOULD STILL GO TO GOD, LIKE WE DID BEFORE, AS IT WAS ONLY A "KID THING" THAT WE USED TO DO, WHILE LEARNING TO READ THE KIDS' BIBLE.
SHEKINAH IS MORE OF A MOTHER MARY, OR GOD'S MOTHER, OR GOD'S FEMALE APOSTLE, LIKE MARY OF MAGDALENA :
LET IT JUST BE, THE CONTROVERSY OVER WHO THE SHEKINAH COULD POSSIBLY BE.
...AS, DURING CHRISTMAS, IT IS A FINE TIME TO ENCOURAGE PRAYER, IN A GENERAL MANNER, JUST LIKE WHEN WE WERE KIDS, AND NATURALLY CAME TO GOD, TO CONFIDE IN HIM/HER, AS A PARENT FIGURE, TO TELL THEM HOW WE ARE FEELING.
SABBATEANISM :
COSMO QUIZ QUESTION :
ANSWERS :
A) NON, NOT EVEN IF HE WERE A BILLIONAIRE
B) MEH. DON'T CARE, EITHER WAY IS FINE BY ME.
C) MATTERS. HE SHOULDN'T BE CIRCUMCISED, AS I'M NOT JEWISH, AND DON'T BELIEVE IN SOCIETAL NORMS, THAT ARE ATROCIOUS, MEDICAL TORTURE, THE GENITAL MUTILATION OF BABY BOYS, A LA DR. MENGELE.
SEX IN THE JEWISH CITY :
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WHAT DOES GOD WANT, THIS YEAR, AND WHAT COULD PLEASE HIM?
THIS YEAR, ATTEMPT TO DESIGN TIE DYED, BATIK DYED, JEWISH PRAYER SARONGS, BEACH COVER-UPS, FOR BREASTFEEDING MUMS.
IT PLEASES GOD WHEN MUMS BREASTFEED THEIR BABIES, SO TRY TO ENCOURAGE THAT.
IT'S GOOD TO KEEP THE BABIES' BODY TEMPERATURES AS CLOSE TO THAT OF A HEALTHY, BREASTFEEDING MUM AS POSSIBLE.
HOLDING THEM CLOSE TO YOU, THINK ABOUT THE HOLOCAUST STORY OF SURVIVAL, HOW MUCH MUMS BENEFIT FROM WARMING OTHERS, SUCH AS THEIR OWN BABIES.
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TURKISH BREAKFAST : PASTIRMA WITH THREE EGGS :
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SMART BABIES OFTEN EXIST, WITH ADVANCED SIGNS OF HIGH IQ, BEFORE THEIR BIRTHS EVEN :
REMEMBER, A THUMB/TOE-SUCKING BABY IS ACTUALLY SOPHISTICATED, PRACTICING THEIR SELF-SOOTHING BEHAVIORS, WHICH WERE STARTED IN UTERO :
THIS WILL BENEFIT THEM PSYCHOLOGICALLY, AS THEY WILL BECOME LESS STRESSED, FROM A NATURAL SEPARATION ANXIETY PHASE.
IF YOU ARE HOPING TO HELP THEM LEARN HOW TO SELF-SOOTHE, GENTLY GUIDE THEIR THUMB TOWARDS THEIR MOUTHS, UNTIL THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BREASTFEEDING, BURPED, HELD, CHANGED, ETC.
ALSO, ATTEMPT CLIP-ON, ELECTRONIC DEVICES, THAT PLAY WHITE NOISE, WITH IN UTERO, MUM'S HEARTBEAT SOUNDS, PLUS, OFFER A GENTLE VIBRATION EFFECT, TO THEIR CRIBS, IN ORDER TO SOOTHE THE BABIES.
MOST EFFECTIVE :
PLACE THE BREASTFEEDING BRAS, BRA PADS, NEARBY THEM, BUT OUTSIDE THEIR CRIBS, AND THE SCENT OF MUM'S BREAST MILK WILL MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER ABOUT GETTING TUCKED INTO THEIR CRIBS AT NIGHT.
THEY'RE BOUND TO FALL ASLEEP WHILE MAKING SUCKLING FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, PLUS, WILL BE DREAMING, AND LAUGHING IN THEIR SLEEP.
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