TO JESUS, AND ALL CHRISTIANS NAMED JASON :
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p8Oj2MNgen0
What a grody creepazoid, Holy Spirit Daddy.
Lol, I am, like, so against Jeremy, who wants nude pics of me, both of them...one a Seal, and the other a business attorney for CU Denver.
Gross/grody creepazoids, who are both named Jeremy.
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COSMO QUIZ QUESTION FOR JESUS MON; )
BTW, SO, HOW WAS NO NUT NOVEMBER FOR YOU, JESUS?
DEEP CANVASSING ATTEMPT BY ME, IN THE JESUS COURT;)
JUST LIKE WHEN I WAS A KID, VISITING DC METRO COURTS, ON FIELD TRIPS, FOR MY KIDS' VERSION OF MOOT COURT, I HAVE TO WEAR MY 6TH GRADE CHEERLEADER OUTFIT, TO APPROACH THE JUDGE'S BENCH, WITH A COPY OF "COSMOPOLITAN" MAGAZINE, AND DESMOND MORRIS' BOOKS, ABOUT HUMAN COURTSHIP, MATING RITUALS, AND SEX.
ME :
I HAVE IT.
I KNOW WHAT SEX IS NOW, JEZUZ.
HERE'S EVIDENCE THAT I PASSED SEX ED, RABBI JEZUZ.
BTW, JEZUZ MON, WE HAVE TO HAVE THE DEEP CANVASSING CONVERSATION ABOUT MAINE, INCREASING PUBLIC SCHOOLS' SEX EDUCATION PROGRAMS, TO 5 DAYS PER WEEK, THREE HOURS PER DAY, FROM AGES 4 THROUGH 28, WITH A FOCUS ON SAFER SEX, NOT ABSTINENCE-ONLY.*
*(ME TALKING TO JESUS, AS WE ARE MAKING WILD, USDA ORGANIC ROSEHIP HONEY, WALKING AROUND THE BEACH, COVERED IN SEA URCHINS, MUSSELS, SEAWEED, LISTENING TO THE LIGHTHOUSE, OCEAN WAVES, WITH THE THICK FOG SWIRLING AROUND GRAMMY'S RASPBERRY BUSHES/"MAINE FOG/CLOUD BERRIES," IN MAINE).
IN THE DISTANCE, A CHOCOLATE LAB, WITH ANGEL WINGS COMES RUNNING OUT OF THE SURF, TOWARDS ME, AND SAYS, "I'M ANGEL JACK, ANTHONY'S FIRST DOG, AS A BABY, WHEN HE WAS ONLY A ONE YEAR OLD, JUST LEARNING HOW TO WALK, ACROSS THE KITCHEN FLOOR, TOWARDS MOMMY.
HE CLUTCHED A SMALL, STUFFED ANIMAL TOY, IN EACH HAND, TO PRETEND THAT HE WAS HOLDING ONTO THE FURNITURE, TO MAKE IT ACROSS THE KITCHEN."
ANGEL JACK CONTINUES DELIVERING HIS DIVINE MESSAGES, WITH HIS NATIVE AMERICAN, MOHAWK OUTFIT ON, ALL DECORATED LIKE A WAR HERO, WITH HAND-DYED, PORCUPINE QUILLS :
"NOW, IN HAWAII, HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THE NATIVE HAWAIIAN VERSION OF THIS TRADITION, TO INCREASE THE ENDANGERED FISH POPULATIONS, WITH THE USGS" :)
SPAWNING TRIGGERS :
TOP SECRETS :
IN HAWAII, THERE'S QUEEN MENEHUNE GODDESS CROWNS, MADE FROM HAWAIIAN SEASHELLS.
DAILY, CREATE THEM, ALONG WITH FREE, KIDS' NATIVE HAWAIIAN ART-INFUSED, EASTER EGG HUNTS, ALONG THE BEACHES OF HAWAII.
TRY TO ORGANIZE ALL HAWAIIAN PEOPLE INTO ACLU, RAINBOW PRIDE "TRIBES"/SAFETY PODS, TO BE IN THEIR SOCIAL BUBBLES, LED BY ACLU SOCIAL WORKERS, AND NAMI HAWAII.
ME IN THE JESUS COURT :
IN THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, ALLOCATE AT LEAST 75% OF COLLECTED TAX DOLLARS, EVERY YEAR, TO HAWAII, FIRST, AND FOREMOST, TO HELP PROTECT NATIVE HAWAIIANS, TO PRESERVE NATIVE HAWAIIAN CULTURE, LANGUAGE, TRADITIONS, REVERSE CLIMATE CHANGE, AND TO SAVE THE PRECIOUS, HAWAIIAN ENVIRONMENT, FROM ANY POLLUTION, IN THE WORLD.
TO HAWAIIAN CHEFS :
CREATE THESE, FOR ENLISTED.
SEAFOOD LOAF :
USE HAWAIIAN POKE, KAHLUA PIG, FRESHLY-BEATEN DUCK EGGS, HARD-BOILED, FILIPINO BALUT EGGS, SPAM, MACADAMIA NUTS, AND CUBED, HAWAIIAN SWEET DINNER ROLLS, IN IT.
SWIRL IN VIETNAMESE BI HEO, AND SCALLION KIMCHI :
TO GODDESS PELE AND KWAN YIN :
BTW, WHEN IT WAS FINALLY CONSIDERED A FEDERAL HATE CRIME TO PREY UPON ASIANS, MY EX-HUSBAND BECAME A FEDERAL HATE CRIMINAL, AND TERRORIST.
TY, GODDESS PELE, FOR THAT...
REMEMBER, WE HAVE TO SET UP WILD GAME FARMS, EVERYWHERE, WITH THE USGS, TO HELP ALL NATIVE AMERICANS, AND NATIVE HAWAIIANS :
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FOR CHRISTMAS :
GET THE US NAVY CHEFS TO MAKE BRIE CHEESE DESSERTS.
THE HOLY BRIE CHEESE :
CREATE A BRIE CHEESE-BAKLOVA DESSERT PIE, WITH HONEY, APPLE PIE FILLING, A CREAMY, CHOCOLATE GANACHE-S'MORES MIDDLE LAYER, TOPPED WITH GREEK PHYLLO PASTRY, AND ROASTED, SPICY, CANDIED, CRUSHED, PUMPKIN SEEDS.
REMEMBER, FOR ENLISTED, CREATE OREO COOKIES-THEMED, ICE CREAM PIES, AND CAKES TOO.
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HOLIDAY SAUSAGE ROLL "MUFFINS" :
ADD IN ITALIAN SPICY SAUSAGE TO THESE :
ICE IT WITH GORGONZOLA CHEESE "ICING."
LET'S TRY TO INCORPORATE MINCED OLIVES, CAPERS, INTO THESE NEW, FRUITIER, ITALIAN SAUSAGES, WITH AUSTRALIAN BEET RELISH, AND GRILLED, FRESH, DEPITTED STONE FRUITS.
MAKE THE SAUSAGES SWIRLED WITH ANCHOVIES.
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TO PETA :
THE PHILLY CHEESESTEAKS FOOD DESERT CRISIS :
ALSO, WHAT'S UP WITH THE LACK OF PHILLY CHEESESTEAKS?
NOBODY IS EVER GONNA GET LAID, IF YOU EVER RUN OUT OF PHILLY CHEESESTEAKS.
***GET AN AMERICAN HEART ASSOCIATION, GREEK, VEGAN VERSION MADE, OF IT, EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD TOO.***
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SINCE I TESTED NEGATIVE ON NOV. 2ND, FOR COVID-19, I SUPPOSE I BETTER GET ALL VACCINATED WITH THE PFIZER SERIES, AS IT MAY STILL BE EFFECTIVE DURING THE DELTA PANDEMIC.
WE'LL EXPECT IT TO HOLD UP THOUGH THE OMICRON PANDEMIC, ESPECIALLY WITH THE BOOSTER, AFTER THE NEW YEAR.
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GROWN-UP, FUSION GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH :
ADD ORANGE MARMALADE, RUM, AN INDIAN, RAISIN, FRESH GRAPE CHUTNEY, TOGETHER, TO SIMMER, WITH SWISS FONDUE, PANEER, BRIE CHEESE.
USE MEXICAN, SAVORY, TAMALE-FRUITCAKE FOR THE BREAD SLICES.
SMOTHER THE SANDWICH IN MEXICAN MOLE SAUCE, AND BAKE IT.
REMEMBER, CREATE A MEXICAN VERSION OF FRUITCAKE TAMALES, BUT SAVORY.
PEOPLE DESPISE CHRISTMAS, BUT IF WE CHANGE IT TO MEXICAN FOODS, ALL OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON WILL GET MUCH BETTER.
BAGELS :
WHAT CAN FIX THEIR BLANDNESS?
IT ISN'T A BANH BAO, JOHN YEE, AND ALL HONG KONG MULTIMILLIONAIRES.
IT SHOULD CONTAIN ALL OF THE BAHN MI INGREDIENTS IN IT TOO.
IT MUST BE MADE, THE BAGELS, WITH A THAI CURRIED-JAPANESE TERIYAKI SEASONING BLEND.
...BTW, WHAT'S UP WITH THE LACK OF ACUPUNCTURISTS?
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WHEN THE DOW TUMBLES, EVERYONE MUST MAKE CHILI, AND MAC AND CHEESE...SEPARATELY, NOT COMBINED TOGETHER.
USE MEXICAN, SEAFOOD CHILI FOR THE NEW LASAGNA THIS TIME.
ATTEMPT GERMAN WHITE SAUSAGE, AND SOUTHERN, U.S. WHITE PEPPER-WHITE MUSHROOMS-WHITE SAUSAGE GRAVY, FOR ANOTHER LASAGNA.
CONSUMER CONFIDENCE GOES DOWN, WHENEVER IT'S COMBINED TOGETHER, THE CHILI, AND MAC AND CHEESE CASSEROLE ; )
SOMEHOW, THAT'S CONSIDERED MORE GHETTO, BECAUSE IT WAS FASTER, MORE CONVENIENT TO MAKE.
USE RAVIOLI, STUFFED WITH BLUE CHEESE, FOR A PIZZA LASAGNA, WITH SALAMI, PEPPERONI, AND PROSCIUTTO TOPPINGS.
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FLU :
WHEN I GOT THE QUADRIVALENT, PRESERVATIVES-FREE FLU SHOT, IN SEPTEMBER, IT DID MATCH IT.
HOWEVER, NOW, IT DOESN'T.
USE LYSOL DISINFECTANT SPRAYS ON EVERYTHING POSSIBLE, THREE TIMES PER DAY, WEAR FACE MASKS, PLUS, GET LYSOL LAUNDRY DISINFECTANT-DETERGENT.
AFTER WASHING HANDS, WITH ANTIBACTERIAL HAND SOAP, THE DEEPLY MOISTURIZING ONE, BY DOVE, FOR 30 SECONDS, RINSE, WIPE, THEN, USE THE VASELINE BRAND OF ANTIBACTERIAL HAND LOTION.
ONCE FLU SETS IN, DEFINITELY, COVID-19 WILL FOLLOW IT, THEN, A FATAL BACTERIAL INFECTION WILL HAPPEN.
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