CONVO WITH THE SERE GOD IN BAT QOL :

ME TO GOD AS A TEENAGER;) 

https://www.phillytrib.com/commentary/god-help-us-to-end-poverty-now-beginning-with-our-11-6-million-poor-children/article_94e14da3-7061-51c2-b7bd-5a84c1c8a830.html

I USED TO BE GOIN' FISHING, COLLECTIN' WORMS EVERY TIME IT RAINED IN VIRGINIA. 


NOW, I GET TO BE WITH THE COOL KIDS. 


THEY DON'T SAY "Y'ALLS," OR VISIT CHRISTIANS IN WEST VIRGINIA, OR EAT POLISH FOODS, GOD. 


THEY'RE MODELS, STYLISTS FOR VOGUE MAGAZINE, PLUS, THEY GO TO CATHOLIC MASS ON SUNDAYS. 


I GET TO WEAR DRESSES, AND GO ALONG NOW. 


LATELY, WE HAVE TO TRY TO BE JUST LIKE TYRA BANKS, GOD. 


I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO TYRA BANKS IS THOUGH. 


DOES SHE PLAY FOOTBALL, SOCCER, BASKETBALL, AND BASEBALL, GOD?


I WANTED TO BE JUST LIKE MARIAN WRIGHT EDELMAN. 


SHOULD I REALLY BE AS THIN AS TYRA BANKS? 


I MOSTLY READ "NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC," "SMITHSONIAN," "WASHINGTON POST," "USATODAY," NOT "VOGUE" MAGAZINE TOO, GOD.


ANYWAY, THIS YEAR, I HAVE TO GET BRIGHT YELLOW NAIL POLISH ON, BECAUSE IT IS JUST TOO DIFFICULT, AND UNREALISTIC TO WANT TO BE JUST LIKE TYRA BANKS.


I CAN'T BE JUST LIKE HER...I CAN ONLY DO ME, SERE GOD;)


THIS YEAR, I SHOULD ATTEMPT TO LEARN HOW TO CREATE MALAYSIAN, AND INDONESIAN CUISINES, JUST LIKE IN MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA, FROM ***REAL*** ASIANS, SERE GOD. 


THEY JUST CAME TO AUSTRALIA, AFTER THEIR TWENTIES, AND THIRTIES, FROM ASIA, SERE GOD. 


I'M NOT EVEN CONSIDERED A "REAL" ASIAN, BUT I HAPPEN TO BE MUCH MORE ASIAN, FROM BEING AN AUSTRALIAN-CALIFORNIAN-HAWAIIAN TOO, SERE GOD.


A GOOD, EFFECTIVE EXERCISE; )


ADD IN A FEW, DEADLY GRAPPLING MOVES, TO FATALLY SNAP MEN'S NECKS TOO.


EVERY TIME YOU CHANGE TO A DIFFERENT EXERCISE, SAY, "KILLIN' MEN IS US;)"

GOIN' GRAPPLIN' IS DEFINITELY IN EVERYONE'S FUTURES THIS HAPPY NEW YEAR :)


IT'S VERY EASY TO SNAP MEN'S NECKS, WIT CHORE THIGHS; )

I CAN SNAP AT LEAST ONE DOZEN PER HOUR, FOR SEVEN HOURS/DAY, FOR ETERNITY, FROM AGED 14 ON, WITHOUT TIRING, Y'ALLS;)

...SO, I KNOW IT'S COMPLETELY POSSIBLE, AND ACHIEVABLE FOR ALL OF MY ENLISTED;)

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"CYPRESS HILL" MEATLOAF IDEAS; )

ROFLMAO!!!;)

DO A HOODOO-VODOU MEATLOAF, WITH A VOODOO DOLL THEME, FOR THIS ;)


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QUESTION IN JESUSLAND :

WHO WAS MY HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART? 


I DON'T HAVE ONE, AS I BECAME A CHRISTIAN AT AGE SEVEN, JUST FROM READING THE CHILDREN'S BIBLE, AND ALWAYS BEING AT CHURCH.

MEATLOAF :

ATTEMPT A VINDALOO MEATLOAF;)

ALSO, REMEMBER, WE HAVE TO GET INTO BOLLYWOOD CLOTHING; )

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I ACTUALLY EMBRACE THE FASHION FAUX PAS, OR NAYS, HERE. 

LOL ;)


NOBODY THINKS WE SHOULD HAVE SMURF LEEPS, SERE GOD, FOR FASHION PHOTOS; )

IT SCREAMS OUT, "I'M ASIAN, AND I LOOK HYPOXIC, A LA SARS";)





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