TO ALL ENLISTED :
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a-Lp2uC_1lg
SHANIA IS A VEGAN...
A NATIVE AMERICAN VEGAN.
WE KNOW WELSH MUMS NEED THEM TO BE AT LEAST TWICE THAT SIZE, IN WIDTH.
MY WELSH MUM DID NOT TRY TO CAUSE MY SKINNY, 88 POUNDS, BEFORE THE PERSIAN GULF WAR TIME.
I WAS PLACED ONTO A NON-VEGAN PIZZA "DIET."
INVESTMENT STUFF :
MATT,
GET ALL OF THE INVESTMENT PORTFOLIOS GUARANTEED BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, IN THE U.S.
THAT MEANS DROP ALL HIGH-RISK INVESTMENTS, ONLY 90% EXTREMELY LOW RISK INVESTMENT PORTFOLIOS.
10% LOW RISK FOR THE REST.
THIS MEANS THAT WE CAN ONLY INVEST IN THERAPEUTIC, CANCER VACCINATION RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT.
I CAN'T TRUST ANYTHING THAT IS NOT CANCER-RELATED, BIOTECH, NANOTECH, CANCER VACCINE RESEARCH, DEVELOPMENT-RELATED, FOR THE INVESTMENT PORTFOLIOS.
SO, FORCE ALL OF THE U.S. INTO HARVARD MEDICAL SCHOOL, IF OVER AGE 12.
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QUIZ TIME IN JESUS COURT :
FLIP THROUGH PLAYBOY, PENTHOUSE IN STUDY GROUPS, AND GUESS HOW MUCH THEIR BREASTS WEIGH :
https://www.hourglasslingerie.net/blogs/hourglass-blog/how-much-do-your-breasts-weigh
HAVE A BREAST IMPLANTS VERSUS NATURAL BREASTS CHART TOO.
DETERMINE HOW MUCH METHOTREXATE TO ADMINISTER, FOR THE EARLY, FIRST TRIMESTER ABORTIONS.
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THE PYGMY VERSION OF HUMAN RIGHTS WATCH MUST BE CREATED, PETA :
PETA MUST BE ASSIGNED TO PYGMY PROTECTION TASK FORCE :
WE HAVE TO COLLECT ALL PYGMIES OF THE WORLD.
DO NOT APPROVE ANYMORE DOCTORS, UNLESS THEY TREAT PYGMIES.
REMEMBER THE NEEDLE SIZES, FOR FLU VACCINATIONS ARE WAY BETTER AT THE PEDIATRICIAN'S CLINIC...
THE REST CAUSED ALMOST SIRVA.
FAVORITES :
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QUESTION IN THE JESUS COURT :
WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE, IS IT PAINFUL TO HAVE YOUR WATERS/WATER/AMNIOTIC SAC BROKEN?
NO.
YOU WILL FIND IT TO BE SIMILAR TO SHOWERING.
THERE'S GOING TO BE A GUSH OF FLUIDS, JUST LIKE A PLEASANT SHOWERING EXPERIENCE.
THAT'S PRETTY INSIGNIFICANT.
TRY NOT TO LISTEN TO THE OTHER PREGNANT MOTHERS, WHO PLANNED EPIDURALS, AND, LATER ON, HAD THEM.
THOSE ONES WERE EVIL, SAYING HOW THEY WERE CERTAIN THAT YOU WILL BE TORN RIGHT IN HALF, DURING DELIVERY, WHILE YOU WERE PREGNANT.
YOUR LABOR AND DELIVERY WILL BE TOTALLY FINE, UNLESS YOUR OB/GYN IS NOT A REAL ONE.
IT WILL BE A BREEZE.
NO DRAMA WHATSOEVER.
IT'S ONLY LIKE HAVING TO GO WITHOUT BREAKFAST, FOR A DAY, THE INCONVENIENCE OF BIRTHING.
THOSE ONES, WHO SAID THOSE HORRIFYING THINGS, WERE FEEDING THE DEER, THOSE VEGAN LACTIVISTS.
THEY WERE SAYING THAT TO THE ONES FROM THE DEER HUNTING CIRCLES...WHO ARE NOT VEGAN LACTIVISTS..WHO EAT DEER/VENISON MEAT.
SO, THEY TORE IN SEVERE WAYS, AS THEY WERE TOO POSH TO FUCKING PUSH...
WE ARE NOT THEM.
GIVE ME A BREAK...*ROLLING MY EYES*
HOW SHALLOW THEY TRUFFULY WERE...
I HAD TO HANDLE THE JOINT STRATEGIC OPERATIONS TWO MONTHS, AFTER GIVING BIRTH.
IT'S ACTUALLY MUCH WORSE THAN CHILDBIRTH, WHEN YOU FIND OUT THAT WEANING THEM FROM BREASTMILK, TO INFANT FORMULA, WILL CAUSE THEM CONSTIPATION.
RIGHT AROUND 2 MONTHS, THE BOO-BOOS GOT CARRIED ALONG, TO VISIT THE COMMAND, BY ME, AND I WAS ONLY WORRIED ABOUT THE PRT/PHYSICAL READINESS TEST...
HE WAS SUCKING HIS TOES, MASSAGING HIS CHEEKS, BLOWING SALIVA BUBBLES, AND MOSTLY NAPPING.
ON DAY 3, RIGHT AFTER HIS BIRTH, DISCHARGE FROM HOSPITAL, I HAD TO START WORKING OUT FOR THE PRT, SO THAT PART DEFINITELY SUCKED BIG-TIME.
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IMPROVING MARMALADE (USUALLY TOO BITTER, FROM THE ORANGE PEEL ZEST) :
MIX IT WITH FRESH BERRIES, STEVIA, ROSE/LAVENDER JAM, MIDDLE EASTERN LEMONADE, WITH FOOD-GRADE, ORGANIC ROSE SYRUP, AND ORGANIC SUGAR.
COOK IT ON LOW-MEDIUM, FOR ABOUT FIFTEEN TO THIRTY MINUTES.
IF IT DOESN'T TASTE RIGHT, STILL, ADD IN SWEDISH LINGONBERRIES JAMS, PUREED GINGER ROOT, A BIT OF ORGANIC MAPLE SYRUP TO IT TOO.
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DEAR JESUS,
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qbm90ajy3I4
LAST NIGHT, I AWOKE TO HEAR MYSELF MUTTERING, "STOP PUNCHING ME," (IN MY PREGNANT WOMB), "YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!"
ALL SEALS MUST BE ARRESTED, TOP SECRET CIA-USN-USMC.
NO LONGER ON THOSE FEKKIN' PSYCHOPATHS.
MY AUSTRALIAN DOCTOR AGREES TOO!!!
ANYTIME THEY DREW A BREATH OF AIR IN, THEY STOLE ALL CRITICAL OXYGEN SUPPLIES, FROM ALL OF MEXICO.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qbm90ajy3I4
AMEN/SO MOTE IT BE.
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FAVORITE NUDE LIP LOOK :
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8pr7hLhFi5s
FAVORITE BOTTOM EYELID COLOR :
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fmJJiAXYIVk
USE TONER SHAMPOO, A DEEP CONDITIONER, NOT HAIR DYE, FOR MOST HAIR COLORING CRISES :
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=98dPekpSVGQ
AVOID ALL HAIR COLOR DEVELOPERS, OVER 5%.
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SO YOU WANNA...FIT IN WITH THE KKKO-GIMPING KKKUNTZ, WHO ARE VEGAN LACTIVISTS, AT NATO...
THEN, CREATE THESE FRUIT PLATTERS, AT THE POTLUCKS :
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a0yRc2aD7Ac
SLICE RIPE AVOCADOS, AND ADD THEM INTO THESE PLATTERS TOO.
AT LEAST GET ONE TO THREE FRESH, RIPE AVOCADOS INTO EACH ENLISTED.
FRY A LARGE AMOUNT OF TURKEY BACON TO EXTRA CRISPY TEXTURE, DRAINED ON PAPER TOWELS, CHOPPED, THEN PLACE A THICK LAYER, AT LEAST THREE INCHES, OVERTOP ALL OF THE SALADS.
CREATE "FRIED" CHICKEN, BISCUITS, MASHED POTATOES, GRAVY, HUSH PUPPIES, POTATO SALAD, COLESLAWS, BOILED, CHESAPEAKE BAY CRABS, BOILED CORN ON THE COBS, ALONG ALL OF THESE POTLUCK MEALS.
STUFF ALL OF DEVILED EGGS WITH CHORIZO SAUSAGES, AND TRIPLE CREAM BRIE CHEESE.
NEXT, CREATE STEAK, SHRIMP FAJITAS, BURRITOS, TACOS, TAQUITOS, TAMALES, ENCHILADAS, AND STEAK CARNE ASADAS.
THEN, GET CHINESE, VIETNAMESE, THAI, FILIPINO, PAKISTANI, INDIAN, JAPANESE, KOREAN FOOD TABLES SET UP.
FINALLY, MAKE SURE THAT AFRICAN, IRAQI, IRANIAN, EGYPTIAN, SYRIAN, AND LEBANESE TABLES ARE SET UP TOO.
***DON'T FORGET TO MIX POMEGRANATE SEEDS, COOKED, RED LENTILS, INTO THE MOROCCAN COUSCOUS.***
EXPAND THE STEAK, SPANISH RICE, CHEESE BURRITOS, FOR ALL ENLISTED.
ONLY CHOOSE WHITE FLOUR TORTILLAS TOO.
THE OTHER TYPES WERE DISGUSTING, ALL TORTUROUS, DIET CUISINE.
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GUESSING UNDERTONES :
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jH72i-3gPPs
ALWAYS ADJUST FOUNDATION FOR EXTREMELY BRIGHT FLORESCENT LIGHTING THOUGH.
GO SLIGHTLY MORE ORANGE-Y, THERE, WITH A LIGHT, SHEER, NEUTRAL, MINERAL BRONZER, AS A SETTING POWDER, IF USING STRONG, FLORESCENT LIGHTING, FOR THOSE PICTURES.
KEEP CHECKING FOUNDATION COLOR AS IT DRIES, SO, AFTER 30 MINUTES, TO SEE IF IT GOT TWO SHADES LIGHTER, AS IT DRIES ON YOUR FACE TOO.
ALWAYS BLEND ALL LIQUID FOUNDATION WITH 75% SUNBLOCK, THE IMAGE BRAND, FOR OILY SKIN TOO.
MOST OF THE TIME, PEOPLE LOOK BETTER WITH ***LESS*** MAKEUP...
OPAQUE MAKEUP ISN'T PRETTY, UP CLOSE.
YOU CAN END UP WITH REALLY HARSH LOOKING MAKEUP, LIKE THE VEGAS SHOWGIRL, WHEN YOU ARE MERELY HIKING, RUNNING, PLAYING BASKETBALL, SOCCER, OR FOOTBALL.
ME TO JESUS :
HMMMM...I WILL GUESS THAT I AM AN OVALISH, WITH A BIT OF A HEART SHAPE, SO A HYBRID OVAL-HEART FACE.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PDgLMdn751c
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