TO ALL ENLISTED : IT MAY BE MORE EASY TO ARRANGE PEPPERONIS, IN A HEART SHAPE ONTO EVERYTHING SAVORY THAN TRYING TO DYE ALL FOODS PINK :

https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/30/us/kraft-pink-mac-and-cheese-trnd/index.html 

FOR THOSE OF US OLDER THAN 20, ON AN AMERICAN HEART ASSOCIATION, HALF-PRITIKIN DIET, WE BETTER GET DIET, TURKEY PEPPERONIS, AND JUST DO A HEART OUTLINE, NOT A FILLED-IN HEART, OR CUT ONE PEPPERONI SLICE INTO A HEART SHAPE.

ASSIGN HALF THE ENLISTED TO THE SODIUM REDUCTION TASK FORCE.

THE OTHER HALF MUST BE ASSIGNED TO CHOLESTEROL REDUCTION TASK FORCE.

ANY RESERVES MUST BECOME THE BLOOD GLUCOSE REDUCTION TASK FORCES, TO PREVENT DIABETES MELLITUS.

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ONLY BUY VEGAN MAC AND CHEESE, U.S. MARINES, AS OUR ENLISTED CAN HAVE HEART ATTACKS, STROKES, DIABETES MELLITUS, GESTATIONAL DIABETES, IF WE HAVE TOO MUCH DAIRY FATS, ACCORDING TO THOSE FITDAY.COM NUTRITIONISTS.

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IF WE INCREASE VEGAN, AMERICAN/AMER-I-CAN HEART ASSOCIATION, "LIVESCHMART"/LIVESMART, SCHWAN'S TYPE OF FOODS, WE CAN REMAIN FREE OF ATHEROSCLEROSIS, IN OUR "HEALTHY" FORTIES.

TRUST ME, BEING IN THE FORTIES AGE GROUPS, THAT MEANS THAT WE HAVE TO WALK FAST, FOR AN HOUR/DAY, WITH A TWENTY TO ONE HUNDRED POUND, WEIGHTED VEST ON, PLUS, SKIP LUNCHES, EVERYDAY, TO BE FREE FROM HEART DISEASE, AS IT'S SERIOUS, IF WE HAVE ANY HEART ATTACKS, OR STROKES, WITH THE PANDEMIC STRESS ALONE.

YOUR BREAKFAST CANNOT EXCEED ONE THOUSAND CALORIES, EVERYDAY, UNLESS YOU ARE INTENSELY, REGULARLY WORKING YOUR HEARTS OUT, SEAL DUDES.

BAN ANY ENLISTED FROM USING SALT SHAKERS, UNLESS THEY TRACKED THEIR VITAL SIGNS, THREE TIMES PER DAY, EVERYDAY OF THE YEAR.

GET ALL VITAL SIGNS, THREE TIMES PER DAY, FOR ALL OVER AGE TWENTY. 

ALSO, GATHER MY U.S. MARINES, FROM THE PERSIAN GULF WAR, AT CAMP PENDLETON. 

TELL THEM THAT IT IS NOT AN ACTUAL, NUCLEAR EMERGENCY, BUT THEIR FRIENDS, PETTY OFFICER SHAH-NAY-NAYZ, ARE SUING THE SEX TOYS MANUFACTURERS, UNTIL WE GET VIBRATORS, THAT DO NOT HEAT UP, AND BURN PEOPLE'S CLITS OFF.

ALSO, U.S. MARINES, GET ALL US NAVY WEARING WEIGHTED, REFLECTIVE STRIP-DECORATED VESTS, FOR THREE HOURS PER DAY.

MY SENIOR CHIEF BALDWIN THINKS WE BETTER GET INTO BOSTON MARATHON SHAPE, ESPECIALLY FOR THE PANDEMIC STRESS ALONE.

REMEMBER, THREATEN DR. BLAIR, ALL OB/GYN'S, UNTIL THE OB/GYN'S DESIGN SAMANTHA GODDESS-INSPIRED VIBRATORS, SEX TOYS, LINGERIE, INSPIRED BY "SEX AND THE CITY."

THIS LINGERIE SHIT BETTER FIT 36C BREASTS, OR THEY ARE ***ALL*** BLACKBALLED, MY SURGEONS OF THE UK FRIENDS, FROM WIRECLUB.

MY AUSTRALIAN DOCTOR DOESN'T WANT US TRYING TO DIET OURSELVES DOWN TO PREPUBESCENT SIZES, SEAL DUDES.

NEVER SHOW YOUR FACES IN PUBLIC, DR. BLAIR/ALL OB/GYN'S OF LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, UNLESS YOU HELP DESIGN THESE VIBRATORS FOR OUR SAMANTHA GODDESSES.

YOUR AZZEZ ARE GOING TO BE HAZED, BY CAMP PENDLETON, UNLESS YOU FIX ALL VIBRATORS, SOLD ONLINE, TO LITTLE WEST AFRIQUES, AND LITTLE JAMAICAS, OF DC METRO. 

WE CANNOT BE GENITALLY MUTILATED BY ANY SEX TOYS, TROJAN CONDOMS EXECUTIVES!!!

DON'T FORGET, WE HAVE TO INCREASE STRIPPERCISE BALLET-PILATES-BARRE-NYC BALLET WORKOUT OUTFITS, AND CLASSES, AT ALL GYMS, RECREATION CENTERS, DESIGNED BY DR. DREWS, OUR SEX DOCTORS OF "LOVELINE" RADIO SHOWS.

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DR. RUTH, ALONG WITH ALL SEX THERAPISTS, WANT ALL ADULTS HEALTHY, FLEXIBLE, AND COMPLETELY READY TO DO ACROBATIC KAMA SUTRA, ON SEX/LOVEMAKING SWINGS, WITH OUR SEX TOY-FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS.

REMEMBER, DURING THE PANDEMIC, TAKOTSUBO CARDIOMYOPATHY CAN HAPPEN, UNLESS ALL ADULTS GET ASSIGNED TO SEX THERAPY, TO HAVE THREE MULTIPLE ORGASMS, PER DAY.

GET EVERY ADULT ONTO THE AMERICAN HEART ASSOCIATION DIET PLANS, TO MAKE SURE THAT IT'S DONE SAFELY, WITH REAL NUTRITIONISTS, APPROVED BY THE CARDIOLOGISTS, FROM THE AMERICAN HEART ASSOCIATION. 

TO ALL ENLISTED :

MISSION AS NATO CAPTAINS :

GET STUD FINDERS, ASAP, TO INSTALL THESE SEX/LOVEMAKING SWINGS, AT ALL OF THE SINGLE FAMILY HOUSES.

MARK ALL STUDS, WITH A WIPEABLE, ERASABLE, CRAYOLA WASHABLE MARKER, IN A CONTRASTING COLOR FROM THE DRYWALL, FOR INSTALLING THESE SEX/LOVEMAKING SWINGS.

NEXT, GET MASTER CARPENTERS, TO HELP INSTALL THOSE SEX/LOVEMAKING SWINGS.

AT THE SAME TIME, GET LOAD-BEARING DRYWALL INSTALLED, WITH THEM, AND ALL FIREFIGHTERS, TOO.

THIS IS SHIT THAT WE CAN ALL AGREE UPON, AS A UNITED NATO FORCES.