IN THE JESUS COURT ;)

PUPPET SHOW :

WINNIE ZEE POOH GOES HUNTING FOR THE BAD, BEARS, IN MAINE

FIRST, WINNIE ZEE POOH SET UP A FEW TRAPS, AT THE LOCAL BARS.

THERE WERE FAKE KKKOPS, SO WINNIE ZEE POOH GOT DRESSED IN BRITNEY SPEARS DANCE OUTFITS. 

JESUS :

I MADE A FEW WINNIE ZEE POOH BADGES, OF COURSE I DID!!!

ROFLMAO;)

ME :

GUESS WHAT?

WINNIE ZEE POOH EVEN HAS A REAL CHURCH, WITH OFFICIAL ANOINTING OIL NOW, JESUS; )

https://www.fragrancenet.com/fragrances/disney/winnie-the-pooh/fragrance-alcohol-free-spray?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIkrrOtda-7gIVA9bACh0ybgtoEAQYByABEgJezvD_BwE&mv_pc=gawus_pla_m_g_185766920_266506&utm_campaign=g&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google_us#266506

ME TO THE ENLISTED :

SEE, THIS IS OUR ENGAGEMENT RING, TO JESUS :

https://www.jeulia.com/product-jeulia-bear-holding-honey-pot-round-cut-sterling-silver-ring-cid13-jecc0096?__currency__=USD&country=US&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=surfaces&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI4bmYt9e-7gIV6uHACh2DCwqCEAQYAiABEgJFHfD_BwE

...BUT, LOTR HAD SUCH A SPECIALER RING THOUGH...

SO, JAPAN DECIDED TO EXPAND OUR WEDDING RINGS, JESUS; )

https://sevenpie.com/k-uno-comes-back-with-another-winnie-the-pooh-engagement-ring-that-is-as-sweet-as-honey/

THERE'S EVEN MATCHING, HONEY DRIPPING WEDDING BANDS NOW.

JUST IN CASE, AS A BACKUP, WE'LL HAVE THE LITTLE MERMAID JEWELRY COLLECTIONS TOO.

https://www.hahadecor.com/products/keep-on-believing-winnie-the-pooh-fleece-blanket?variant=1000003671118518&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIxuOx09q-7gIVktXACh062gp_EAQYHCABEgJYC_D_BwE

THIS IS THE TOP SECRET INGREDIENT TO THE WEDDING CAKES TOO ;)

https://www.firebeehoney.com/collections/frontpage/products/firebee-chocolate-honey

BTW, SET UP WINNIE ZEE POOH HONEYBEE FARMS, EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD; )

https://www.truehoneyteas.com/product-page/lavender-lemonade?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI7eiTod6-7gIVjr3ACh19pAauEAQYECABEgIsvPD_BwE

CUZ WE HAVE TO HAVE A GRIMOIRE, JESUS, WE HAVE THIS AS OUR MAGIC BOOK :

https://www.fabric.com/buy/0725071/disney-pooh-nursery-classic-pooh-softbook-36-panel-multi?cm_mmc=google-_-PLA-NB-Catch_All-_-GS_Catch+All-_-_mkwid|s|pcrid|394848691138|pdv|m|product|0725071|pgrid|75256545009|ptaid|pla-293946777986|&utm_source=google_shopping&utm_term=&utm_campaign=PLA-NB-Catch_All&utm_medium=cpc&utm_content=s|pcrid|394848691138|pkw||pmt||pdv|m|product|0725071|&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI3dD_rt--7gIVZlXVCh093AvMEAQYBSABEgKzmvD_BwE

https://quiltgirls.com/collections/disney-pooh-and-friends/products/pooh-and-friends-quilt-panel-to-sew

https://quiltgirls.com/collections/disney-pooh-and-friends/products/today-ive-got-an-adventure-fabric-book-panel-to-sew

THE OFFICIAL CHURCH STATIONERY IS CHOSEN NOW.

IT'S ALL CENTERED AROUND WINNIE THE POOH.

IF IT DOESN'T INCLUDE WINNIE THE POOH, WE WEREN'T INVOLVED. 

https://www.hallmark.com/gifts/home-decor/snow-globes/winnie-the-pooh-lullaby-water-globe-1BBY4592.html

DOES WINNIE ZEE POOH HAVE DOG TAG JEWELRY, JESUS?

JESUS :

YES.

I MADE THAT RIGHT AWAY. 

WINNIE ZEE POOH :

WHAT ABOUT THE HUNTING LICENSES?

JESUS :

OF COURSE.

ONLY WINNIE ZEE POOH HOLDS THE OFFICIAL, REAL ONE, FROM THE JESUS COURT.

WINNIE ZEE POOH :

SO...THE NRA, DO THEY GET ONE TOO?

JESUS :

NO, THEY DON'T ACTUALLY EXIST AS ANY OFFICIAL ORGANIZATION. 

WINNIE ZEE POOH :

WHAT ABOUT THE SPECIAL FORCES, JESUS?

JESUS :

I ONLY DENY THEM EVERYTHING.

I ONLY BLACKBALL THEM, ON EVERYTHING. 

FAVORITE BLUE LIPSTICK :

https://www.kvdveganbeauty.com/lip/lipstick/studded-kiss-creme-lipstick/26917.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI4KaP3-i-7gIVsuHACh3ZWQlIEAQYEiABEgIrMfD_BwE

FAVORITE PLUM LIPSTICK :

https://www.macys.com/shop/product/black-up-lipstick?ID=8435315&pla_country=US&CAGPSPN=pla&cm_mmc=Google_Beauty_PLA-_-Google_PLA_Beauty_Black_Up_Google_PLA_Beauty_Black_Up_Skin_Care-_-471968720123-_-pg1051949141_m_kclickid_16e34f6a-9bb3-4d8b-a8ef-adc09249b65e_KID_EMPTY_11268467661_109790121039_471968720123_pla-295613134020_3700187410476USA__m_KID_&trackingid=450x1051949141&m_sc=sem&m_sb=Google&m_tp=PLA&m_ac=Google_Beauty_PLA&m_ag=Google_PLA_Beauty_BlackUp_SkinCare&m_cn=Google_PLA_Beauty_Black_Up&m_pi=go_cmp-11268467661_adg-109790121039_ad-471968720123_pla-295613134020_dev-m_ext-_prd-3700187410476USA&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI4KaP3-i-7gIVsuHACh3ZWQlIEAQYHiABEgIgdvD_BwE

COCO SATIN LIPSTICK :

https://www.macys.com/shop/product/sam-marcel-cosmetics-coco-satin-lipstick?ID=9941118&tdp=cm_app~zMCOM-MMEW~xcm_zone~zPDP_ZONE_A~xcm_choiceId~zcidM11MOB-d4220e22-1e3b-4b94-851f-7feb72629b04%40H7%40customers%2Balso%2Bshopped%2430077%249941118~xcm_pos~zPos2~xcm_srcCatID~z30077

FAVORITE PEN; )

https://www.whitlockwoodendesigns.com/shop/gifts/gifts-for-her/100-acre-wood-ballpoint-pen/

FOR THE LEGAL CONTRACTS, MAKE SURE YOU GET IT WITH DISAPPEARING INK, JESUS; )
















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