TO ALL ENLISTED, AND AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL'S FEMINISTS : REQUEST AN OFFICIAL PRAYER, AT ALL DISTRICT COURTS, FOR THE ENLISTED, NOT THE POTUS, AND FLOTUS :

https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/02/politics/trump-doctor-covid-statement/index.html

DEAR JESUSLAND, 

IT SEEMS THAT TRUMP, MELANIA, HIS SEKKKOND WIFE, CAUGHT IT, FROM THEIR VEGAS RALLIES, AND "ORGIES" WITH THE PREGNANT, MOLESTED PRETEENS, WHO RESEMBLED IVANKKKA TRUMP.

WE, AS AN ENLISTED, WERE WARNED TO KEEP THEIR GANG-RAPES A SECRET, FOR TOO LONG, JESUS.

PLEASE HELP US, AS IT INVOLVES ETHICAL DECISIONS, WHICH WILL IMPACT SO MANY SEPARATED, KIDNAPPED CHILDREN, FROM THE "ILLEGAL" IMMIGRANTS' COMMUNITY. 

AMEN.

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ALSO, REMEMBER, CREATE A SERIES OF "SITUATIONSHIP" ADVICE COLUMNS, A LA "ASKMEN.COM" FOR THE ACLU, WITH SEXUAL ORIENTATION TERMS DEFINED, IN CASE THERE IS ANY CONFUSION ABOUT WHAT "PANSEXUAL," "GENDER-FLUID" MEAN.