TO ALL ENLISTED : GET RED, THONG, STRING BIKINI MODELS, TO POSE NEXT TO THE HAWAIIAN SOAPS, TO HELP PROMOTE HANDWASHING :

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/10/22/health/us-coronavirus-thursday/index.html

https://www.legion.org/veteranshealthcare/250837/state-veterans-home-hawaii-hit-hard-covid-19

WE BETTER GET MORE HAND HYGIENE SIGNS POSTED, IN ALL WORKPLACES, AND BATHROOMS, THROUGHOUT HAWAII TOO.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/22/politics/mitch-mcconnell-bruised-hands/index.html

TRY TO GET ALL OF THE HAWAIIAN BIKINI MODELS, HULA DANCERS, TO SET UP INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEOS, TO BE PLAYED, IN ALL WORKPLACES, AS REMINDERS, TO ALL HAWAIIANS, IN PIDGIN HAWAIIAN DIALECT, TO USE PROPER HANDWASHING TECHNIQUES.

NEOPRENE BIKINI FASHION!!! :)

https://jmalay.com/triangl-swimwear-oahu/

THE MODEL IS GORGEOUS AS WELL!!!

https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/22/us/same-sex-marriage-support-increases-trnd/index.html

TRY AGAIN TO DO THIS PHOTO SHOOT, WITH THE ACLU, INCLUDING ALL LGBTQ MODELS, IN NEOPRENE BIKINIS, PROMOTING FACE MASKS, AND PROPER HANDWASHING TECHNIQUES, IN PIDGIN HAWAIIAN DIALECT.

PERFECT BIKINI :)

https://celebmafia.com/kimberley-garner-her-bikini-line-photoshoot-in-california-2018-1447862/

ANYWAY, ON ANOTHER NOTE, GATHER ALL LAWYERS, OF THE TRI-STATE, TO GET THEM ALL HOOKED UP, ON TINDER, A LAWYER-FRIENDLY PLACE FOR THE POOR ATTORNEYS, SADDLED WITH STUDENT LOAN DEBTS, STAYING AT WORK UNTIL 10 PM, EVERY NIGHT :

https://www.legalcheek.com/2016/02/lawyers-one-of-the-most-right-swiped-professions-on-tinder/

FOR THE MYERS-BRIGGS, TRY TO GET THE HONEST, NON-LYING SINGLE PEOPLE, WHO ARE CLEAR ON THEIR COMMITMENTS, WHEN DATING, OR MORE MONOGAMOUS THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON. 

https://abovethelaw.com/2018/11/want-to-date-a-lawyer-heres-how-to-turn-one-on-outside-the-bedroom/amp/

LAWYERS LIKE EVERYTHING TO BE BLACK AND WHITE, READY TO BE PUT INTO A CONTRACT.

https://www.jns.org/wire/despite-covid-19-jwed-surpasses-3500-married/

MAKE SURE THAT YOU DRAFT A PRE-PRENUPTIAL/DATING AGREEMENT, ABOUT EVERYTHING MAJOR, LIKE SEXUAL MONOGAMY, AND SAFE, CONSENSUAL SEX STANDARDS, PROTOCOLS, AGREED UPON BY BOTH PARTIES, BEFORE YOU MATE THEM UP.

THAT WAY, EVERYTHING IS CLARIFIED, AGREED UPON, BETWEEN BOTH DATING PARTIES.

TRAIN ALL IN CONTRACT LAW, TO HELP MAKE THESE HARMONIOUS MATCHES, WITH BOTH PARTIES TRYING TO GET THROUGH THE BAR EXAM. 

DAILY, SET UP BAR EXAM BOOTCAMPS, FOR ALL OF THE TRI-STATE, AS MOST PEOPLE ARE FEKKIN' LAWYERS, IN DC METRO, SO IT'S MORE NATURAL THAT ALL MUST TRY TO BECOME THE POTUS, JUST LIKE EVERY LAW STUDENT AT UNIVERSITY OF VIRGINIA, AND HARVARD LAW SCHOOL TOO.

https://www.legalcheek.com/2016/04/11-reasons-why-you-should-avoid-dating-a-lawyer-at-all-costs/amp/

THANKFULLY, MY UNCLE WAS A MILITARY JUDGE...SO, I DON'T HAVE TO BE ONE;)

https://www.lawfuel.com/blog/dirty-dozen-tips-must-know-dating-lawyer/

REMEMBER, HISTORY IS A DECENT MAJOR, FOR BECOMING AN ATTORNEY. 

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/news/amp41647/things-should-know-before-dating-a-lawyer/

I'D RATHER JUST BE FOCUSED ON LATIN LANGUAGE, NOT LAW, OR POLITICS. 

ALSO, FOR THE LAWYER DATING EVENTS, TRY TO GET THEM ORGANIZED INTO GROUPS ONE, TWO, AND THREE.

https://www.halt.org/dating-a-lawyer-things-to-know-in-advance/

GROUP ONE :

CASUAL FLINGS/BOOTY CALLS, FOR A YEAR, BUT NO MORE THAN THAT

GROUP TWO :

TWO YEAR DATING, HALF OF THAT, THE FIRST HALF, TO BE NON-MONOGAMOUS, SO CASUAL, FWB/FRIENDS, WITH BENEFITS, FOR A YEAR, AND, THEN, POSSIBLY, MONOGAMOUS DATING, FOR THE SECOND YEAR

GROUP THREE :

THEY ARE GOING TO DATE EACH OTHER, BUT, ***ONLY IF*** THE OTHER PERSON IS MARRIAGE MATERIAL 

USE HAND STAMPS, LIKE AT DANCE CLUBS, FOR ENTRANCE, TO STAMP ONE, TWO, OR THREE, ONTO THEIR HANDS, BEFORE THESE EVENTS, SO THEY WILL BE QUICKLY PAIRED UP, WITH A MATCHING NUMBERED MATE.

THAT WAY, THE ONES WILL DATE OTHER ONES, THE TWOS WILL HOOKUP WITH TWOS, AND THE THREES WILL BE DATING EACH OTHER, AT THESE SINGLES' DATING EVENTS.

AT THESE EVENTS, DISTRIBUTE FREE, EARLY-DETECTION PREGNANCY TEST KITS, ALL BIRTH CONTROL, ABORTION KITS, COVID-19 TESTS, TREATMENTS, VACCINATIONS, CONDOM-SAFE, KY SEXUAL LUBRICANTS, COUPLE'S SEX GAMES, SEX TOYS, LINGERIE WARDROBES, SEX SWINGS, ALL STD MEDICATIONS, TREATMENTS, 1,000 QUANTITY PRE-LUBRICATED, TROJAN, LATEX CONDOMS, TO ALL PARTICIPANTS. 

THAT WAY, EACH ATTORNEY CAN GET THEMSELVES TESTED, TREATED, WITH ONLY THEIR PRIVATE, DISCREET, CONFIDENTIAL MEDICAL DOCTORS, AND NOT HAVE THEIR HIPAA HEALTH PRIVACY RIGHTS VIOLATED, WHICH WOULD DESTROY THEIR PROFESSIONAL REPUTATIONS.

AT ALL DATING EVENTS, SET UP A JEWISH VERSIONS OF EVERYTHING TOO :

https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/22/politics/us-human-rights-organizations/index.html

SO, USE ROOM DIVIDERS, TO DIVIDE EACH ROOM UP, SO THAT EACH DATING ROOM IS FOR THE JEWISH EVENT. 

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BTW, THESE PEOPLE, NOW DECEASED, FROM COVID-19, HAD HIV, AND WERE EVER DIAGNOSED, TREATED FOR IT, I THINK :

https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/22/health/covid-response-deaths-columbia-report/index.html

IF WE GET ALL HIV TESTED, DISCREETLY, EVERYDAY, THEN, MORE WILL SURVIVE THE PANDEMIC. 

GET CBC WITH DIFFERENTIAL TESTS RUN, TO SEE WHICH ONES ARE MORE LIKELY TO REQUIRE MORE AGGRESSIVE HIV, STD TESTS TOO.











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