TO CHRIS MARK HEBEN : WEAR A CHRIS CONTI RUSSIAN ORTHODOX OUTFIT :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ubZhS-0l4wk 

CHRIS CONTI NO LONGER EXISTS, CHRIS MARK HEBEN.

HOW CAN HE, WITH A RUSSIAN ORTHODOX FATHER, PARTICIPATE IN FORCING ABORTIONS ON ANY ARCHBISHOPS?

TO JESUS :

WHY TURDS ENDED HUMANITY ;)

PLEASE, GOD, WHEN WE CANNOT REMEMBER THOSE DIAGRAMS, IN THE MILITARY, IT WAS FROM THE TIME WE FOUND A REAL, ACTUAL TURD, IN THE WASHING MACHINE, WHILE ATTEMPTING TO MEMORIZE THE FEKKIN' BIOLOGICAL DIAGRAMS.

FROM NOW ON, NO MORE HAVING KIDS.

WE HAVE TO GET ABORTIONS, VASECTOMIES, TUBAL LIGATIONS, LARC BIRTH CONTROL, AND EMERGENCY BIRTH CONTROL. 

IT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE FOR US TO HAVE REAL, STEAMING TURDS, IN OUR WASHING MACHINE, ONLY DISCOVERED AFTER THE WASH CYCLE FINISHED. 

THERE'S NOTHING THAT CAN HEAL US, LORD, UNLESS WE AVOID SEX, AND PREGNANCIES.

THE HUMAN RACE WILL JUST HAVE TO DIE OUT, FROM THE EARTH, GOD.

PERFORM VASECTOMIES, FOR FREE, CHRIS MARK HEBEN.

AMEN.