DIARY OF THE EVENTS THAT LED TO BILLIONS OF ABORTIONS IN THE WORLD :

GOD :

I'M HERE.

ME :

MY SPIRIT STARTED TO REMEMBER THAT SCARY CAB RIDE.

THEN, IT STARTED TO FLOAT TOWARDS YOU, GOD.

GOD :

THAT'S OKAY.

I KNOW THAT YOU WERE VISITING ME, IN THE EMERGENCY MEDICINE DEPARTMENT/ED, AGAIN. 

I CAN TELL WHO YOU ARE, AND WHAT TO DO, ABOUT THAT TOO. 

ME :

WHAT ABOUT THE SCARY DOCTOR, WHO RAPED ME?

GOD :

HE WILL DIE, THAT JUDAS ISCARIOT.

I CAN BE MORE JEWISH THAN ANY OF THEM.

I AM JESUS.

I LOVE YOU. 

ME :

BUT, CAN YOU TELL ME APART FROM THE ARMY MAN, AND THAT PROFESSOR WHO HAD THE HEART ATTACK, IN THE NEXT CLASSROOM OVER, DURING ENGLISH COMPOSITION II CLASS/"REAL SEANS, VERSUS THE BABY-VOICED SEAN"?

GOD :

LOL, YES, I CAN TELL THE MEN APART, FROM THE WOMYN.

I AM AN EMERGENCY MEDICINE MEDICAL DOCTOR, AND SURGEON TOO.

I KNOW THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN KEVIN EVERETT, AND YOU TOO.