"I SHOT THE SHERIFF CHICKEN" :

505 Green Chili Salsa, RED, SPICY-HOT LEVEL, SALSA ROJA, NOT SALSA VERDE, AS IT USED RED TOMATOES, NOT GREEN TOMATILLOS : 3 CUPS

3 CUPS OF WATER, OU/OR TRES TAZAS DE AGUA

2 CANS OF NO-SALT CORN KERNALS, DRAINED, RINSED WELL IN WATER, THREE TIMES

TWO, MEDIUM, YELLOW ONIONS, PEELED, DICED INTO 1 INCH CHUNKS

4 SMALL, BONELESS, SKINLESS CHICKEN BREASTS, PERDUE, THAWED, CHOPPED INTO 1 INCH, BY 1/2 INCH CHUNKS

1 PACKET OF SIMPLY ORGANIC, MILD TACO SEASONING

COOK IN A SKILLET ON MEDIUM HEAT, WITH 1 TO 2 CUPS OF EVO/EXTRA-VIRGIN OLIVE OIL, FOR ONE HOUR, STIRRING FREQUENTLY

***TWERK, LIKE HANK AZARIA'S CHARACTER, IN THE "BIRDCAGE" FILM TOO;)***

THEN, SERVE IT OVERTOP SPANISH RICE.

FOR SIDES, TRY RED, GREEN BELL PEPPERS, COOKED, FAJITA-STYLED, WITH USDA ORGANIC FAJITA SEASONINGS.

ADD SLICED BRUSSELS SPROUTS, INTO IT TOO.

USE THE RICER DEVICE, TO RICE THE HALF-RIPENED PLANTAINS, FOR THE SPANISH RICE TOO.

***REMEMBER, WEAR RACY, RED, FREDERICK'S OF HOLLYWOOD LINGERIE, WHILE COOKING, GODDESSES;)***

REMEMBER, BLEND PICO DE GALLO, WITH FRESH, CHOPPED CILANTRO, SCALLIONS, TO GARNISH ALL SAVORY DISHES TOO.

ADD GRILLED SCALLIONS, IN A LATTICE PATTERN, OVERTOP ALL OF THE SAVORY DISHES TOO.

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